Jaackmate (Jack)

My wife was like, Cara, the head is there.

And my wife was like, oh, you should probably wake him up then.

So I like wake up, they're like, the head's there.

And I'm like, oh, okay.

So we got like another fucking two hours.

I'll probably like sneak a coffee at some point.

Nine minutes later, I was holding my daughter.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And same thing again.

My fucking wife who's just gone through this war, this battle with her fucking body, just this chemical dump in her brain.

She's like, I think that was easier than last time.

I'm like, well, you lost less blood.

But we were like, we've been in here for 16 hours.

Like they had to numb the entire bottom half of your fucking body.

She said with the epidural, she was like, genuinely could not feel a thing.

Like, it was literally, like, she knew when she was pushing, when she was contracting the muscles, but in terms of, like, the pain, she was like, that fucking thing fucking fell out.

And I was down there, I can assure you, it did not fall out.

That was a lot of fucking pushing.

I'll just put in something I'm hyped about right now.