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Jaboukie Young-White

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112 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

As you probably know, Cheneys sister Mary is both gay and married. Recently supporters of Liz Cheneys Senate primary opponent Mike Enzi decided to make Liz Cheney choose sides. She's been attacked by some super PAC ads for being in favor of gay marriage. She appears on MSNBC to campaign against the marriage amendment and support government benefits for gay couples. Oh my god, she appears on MSNBC. That's basically the gay bathhouse of cable news.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Se tarkoittaa sitÀ, mitÀ hÀn sanoi nettisivuiltaan. Gaysquared. Mutta tÀmÀ oli mahdollisuus Liz Cheneylle saada yksityiskohtainen momentti, jossa hÀn joutuisi yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti yksityiskohtaisesti y

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

There lives another. But the Cheneys aren't alone in facing a bit of fuss these days. Hallmark's new holiday sweater ornament uses a lyric from Deck the Halls. Don we now are fun apparel. They have used the word fun to replace the word gay. First of all... First of all, how many people were sitting around that table? Second of all...

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

TÀmÀ on tapahtunut niin paljon, se on totta. Se on kuin kun kongressi muuttui nimeÀni, joka laittoi ensimmÀisen atomipaikan Japaniin, Anolafunille. Se on hieman vahvempi gaysille ja paljon vahvempi suomalaisille ihmisille. Joten miksi? Miksi Hallmarki teki sen? Ja jos Nightline voisi saada takaisin kokemuksen hankalaisuudesta tekno-hankalaisuudesta, se olisi kiinnostavaa.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

They explained that back when it was first translated, the word gay had only one real meaning. And they didn't want to leave it open to quote, misinterpretation. So it's about misinterpretation. They didn't want the confusion, you know? They don't want people confusing the meaning of the sweater. It's like what happened with last year's Hallmark Holiday Sweater Ornament. I want to suck your **** for Christmas.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Joka, kuten tiedÀtte, on vain aiempi englannin kristinjuhla. MielestÀni se meni jonkin verran. MinÀ haluan pysyÀ sinut kristinjuhlaan. MinÀ haluan... MinÀ haluan pysyÀ sen nyt. MinÀ olen ollut niin hyvÀ.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

By the way... Why stop there, Hallmark? I mean, there's so many other Christmas terms that are open to misinterpretation. Yule log...

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Candy canes, stocking stuffers. Come to think of it, I don't think any holiday has gay or verbiage. What about Santa going down the chimney? I mean, that could mean something else, especially if there's a guy named Chimney. Or what about giving Santa milk and cookies? What if someone misinterpreted that as the urban dictionary slang for the act where a guy **** off into one person's mouth, **** into another person's mouth, and then the other two kiss each other and then swirl it around?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

MitÀ jos joku teki sen Santaan? MitÀ me puhutaan? Silloin... Haluaisin mainita, ettÀ se on todellinen asia Urban DictionaryissÀ. Se on todellinen asia ja sinun olisi pitÀnyt nÀhdÀ toisia.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Viimeinen kertomus tÀnÀÀn.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

We thought we'd end with some good news. Gay marriage, now the law in Hawaii. The governor signed a bill making the Aloha State the 15th state plus the District of Columbia to allow same-sex marriage. Yes! This is great news. Hawaiian gay marriage. Finally, Hawaii's gay citizens can stand up and say, we are deserving of the same dignity as our fellow citizens. For as we all know, there is truly only one abomination in the state of Hawaii, and it is their...

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Juuri on pÀivÀpÀivÀ. Tai kuten sanotaan Suomessa,

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Mutta kun sinÀ olet tuolla jÀrjestÀmÀllÀ rauhaa, ÀlÀ muista, ettÀ joidenkin suurimmat ympÀristöt eivÀt aina olleet hÀnen puolestaan. LisÀÀmme Dulce Sloaneen uudelleen uudelleen. Hei kaverit! On juunia, mikÀ tarkoittaa, ettÀ tÀmÀ on ensimmÀinen vuosi, jossa on liian kivaa ulkopuolella, ettei se ole seksiÀ. Mutta Amerikassa juuri tarkoittaa myös Gay Pride Montha.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

So I want to wish everyone a happy Pride. And I'm not the only one. This year it feels like every damn company with a logo is going full rainbow. You've probably seen these ads, like Burger King offering Whoppers with two top buns and two bottom buns. Listen.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

It's still bread. And every gay man I know is not eating bread in the summer. They're doing keto and crunches until October. But don't forget, companies weren't always jumping on the pride float looking like a Lisa Frank trapper keeper. When the gay rights movement first began in 1969, most companies were too afraid to advertise to gay people. They didn't want to offend the rest of America, especially religious conservatives. They were so uptight, they thought pretzels are too sexy. All those twists. Oh, it's so sinful.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

So companies kept their distance, except for... Absolute Vodka. Absolute was one of the first big companies to market to the queer community. Because those Swedes don't give a shit about the religious right. They were like, who cares if the right doesn't like us? All they drink is milk. So thanks to Absolute for being a true ally.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

MinÀ en syönyt koko ajan, koska minulla on työtÀ jÀlkeen ja he sanoivat, ettÀ minun tÀytyy olla sopiva tÀllÀ kertaa. Joka tapauksessa, kun isoja ihmisiÀ tuli nÀkymÀÀn yhÀ enemmÀn yhteiskunnassa, joiden jÀlkeen joitain jÀrjestelmÀt alkoivat menemÀÀn ympÀri yhteiskunnasta. Silloin Aids-epidemio tuli. Se laittoi yritykset jÀrjestelmÀÀn taaksepÀin. Oh no! MitÀ jos isoiset katsovat meidÀn Aidsit? Mutta, onko se niin, ettÀ sinulla on Aidsit?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

But you know what company doubled down on their advertising during the AIDS crisis? That's right! Absolute Vodka! Mmm!

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Toinen puoli on tullut. Sitten, missÀ olin? KyllÀ, 1990-luvulla queer-yhteistyö taisteli taas yhÀ suuremman arvokkuuden. Branssit yhÀ yrittivÀt laittaa koiria poolipaikkoihin, mutta he olivat edelleen liian nervoja menemÀÀn koko ajan. Amerikkalaisen jÀrjestelmÀÀn alkoi keino, joka on nyt kutsuttu asiaan Gay Vague.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Pride Month

Koska se on huikein kohde. PitÀÀ odottaa, kun he kertovat sinut takaisin ja loppuvat kylmÀÀn. Aiemmin tÀmÀn ajan markkinat yrittivÀt tehdÀ yllÀttÀvÀn gay-ad, kuten Benetton ja Ikea. Ja ad oli tÀysin jÀÀtynyt religialliseen oikeuksiin, ja he pahoittivat kaikesta.