Jace Robertson
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98 appearances
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1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Jace Robertson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So if you really want to know what I think, I think your weight issues and all that can be attributed to you need to go have your taste buds analyzed that something went wrong. They have a real piece of cheese that functions like the crap that you're putting on your burger. And it's delicious.
I would say a one.
Because it's a fundamental of greatness, achieving greatness. You must be criticized and critiqued, and competition needs to be there. This is how they make great football teams. You compete, you critique, and that's how you produce something that's better than average.
So anyway, so we thought, how can I help my dad to get back to the story? And so I don't know if it was Missy's idea or mine, but I said, why don't we just go get some crawfish, boiled crawfish, and just have an experience? And so that's what we did. And so it was awesome, which I realized crawfish are expensive. Did he eat them?
Did he eat them?
He peeled one. It took a while because he's just, you know, my dad's not clicking on all cylinders, but he insisted on peeling one. He got it done. And what's funny is Missy was like, no, I'm going to peel them for you, which I thought, here's my wife who wouldn't even attempt to eat a crawfish. When I met her, she wouldn't be in the presence. of a crawfish, alive or dead.
Now she's peeling crawfish for my dad. I mean.
So it was great just the experience, you know, was outside eating crawfish. But anyway, so I do that, all right? And so I was going to play cards. So I stopped at a convenience store on the way to play cards, and I'm in there, and, you know, I mean, the problem with looking like this is you're easily recognizable, you know, and you get the feeling you're being watched.
And look, there was this, you know, young woman with her daughter, and they were kind of looking at me like, I think that's a Duck Dynasty guy. I've seen that look. So I was getting some tea, I think, and – So when I come back, well, here they came. I said, well, here we go.
And so because I'm a little nervous about that because once that down breaks, you know, it kind of turns into a meet and greet, which is okay because I realize these are moments where you can have Jesus conversations.
So I went into that mode. And to my surprise, this woman's like, we don't want anything, you know, because usually people ask for a picture or something like that. I don't want anything. We just appreciate y'all's ministry. And I thought, well, now here we go. So I started asking a few questions. She's like, well, there's my husband and my son.
They came over, and we kind of had a little talk there. And I was like, what do y'all do? They're like, well, we're missionaries. I'm like, well, how about this? Isn't this cool? So anyway, we had our little meet and greet. Well, when I got over getting all my stuff, I looked at them. They had, you know, something, snacks. It was all snacks in each hand. I thought, these people are missionaries.
So the guy behind the checkout, I was like, you want to do something good today? Which I didn't realize how that sounded, I guess, in the moment, because he just snapped up and looked at me kind of wild-eyed. And I said, I'm going to see a little family there. I was like, I just met them. I was like, they're really, I like how they roll. I said, they are missionaries for the Lord Jesus.
I said, which means something because I've met a lot of missionaries. It means they don't have a lot of money. I said, so you take this $20 bill. I was trying to assess what they had, and I figured $20 would cover it, which shows you they ain't got a lot of money. There's four of them, and what they have may not be $20.
I said, the only problem we're going to have is if, because they had multiple registers. It's that big, huge thing on Well Road. It's bigger than a store. I mean, this place is a circus. I said, so, cause I'm going to leave. Cause they were like in line. And I was like, cause they're in the other line there. So if you, I'm going to trust you to make this happen.
And he's like, Hey, I'm a man of integrity. Which I thought was interesting for the checkout guy to say. He said, I'm a man of integrity. And then he said, and this is exciting. So I thought, great. So as I was leaving, he was going over to tell the other checkout, you know, I saw him whispering in his ear. I was like, oh, this will be good, you know. So...
So I got to do that, and I'm sure, you know, I wish I'd have been there to see the, oh, you know, somebody paid for it. Oh, the duck guy you met, you know, which I thought was good. I felt good about that. So then I played cards, and here's what's interesting. I won, after a few hours of the card game, I won the amount of money that I had just spent on the crawfish and the snacks.
No, you know what it sounds like? You say, well, you just got lucky. No, it's like what Al said about potluck. That's the problem I have when you attach luck with food.
I'm out. I never got past the name. Oh, we're having a potluck. Everybody's invited. Well, I'm not going to be there.
I've never done that, but that's an interesting thought.
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