Jack Crivici-Kramer

Well, Dick's got an ROI because scared money don't make money. For our second story, the biggest health insurer in America is dealing with a murder, a resignation, and now an investigation for fraud. It's not just UnitedHealthcare. No, it's not. All healthcare stocks are sick right now. Jack, I got a disease, and the only prescription is less cowbell? I think so. Is that how that goes?

Well, Dick's got an ROI because scared money don't make money. For our second story, the biggest health insurer in America is dealing with a murder, a resignation, and now an investigation for fraud. It's not just UnitedHealthcare. No, it's not. All healthcare stocks are sick right now. Jack, I got a disease, and the only prescription is less cowbell? I think so. Is that how that goes?

Well, Dick's got an ROI because scared money don't make money. For our second story, the biggest health insurer in America is dealing with a murder, a resignation, and now an investigation for fraud. It's not just UnitedHealthcare. No, it's not. All healthcare stocks are sick right now. Jack, I got a disease, and the only prescription is less cowbell? I think so. Is that how that goes?

We have never seen a blue chip company fall so hard so fast as UnitedHealthcare. First, their insurance CEO was murdered by 27-year-old Luigi Mangione. Then last month, the stock fell 22% in one day after it said it will not grow this year. Okay, and then this week, their CEO resigned, citing vague, awkward personal reasons. And then yesterday, the stock fell another 11% on the worst headline yet.

We have never seen a blue chip company fall so hard so fast as UnitedHealthcare. First, their insurance CEO was murdered by 27-year-old Luigi Mangione. Then last month, the stock fell 22% in one day after it said it will not grow this year. Okay, and then this week, their CEO resigned, citing vague, awkward personal reasons. And then yesterday, the stock fell another 11% on the worst headline yet.

We have never seen a blue chip company fall so hard so fast as UnitedHealthcare. First, their insurance CEO was murdered by 27-year-old Luigi Mangione. Then last month, the stock fell 22% in one day after it said it will not grow this year. Okay, and then this week, their CEO resigned, citing vague, awkward personal reasons. And then yesterday, the stock fell another 11% on the worst headline yet.

This is bad. A criminal investigation. Hey, Hulu, when are we getting the six-part series on the fall of UnitedHealth? Seriously, because according to the Wall Street Journal, the Department of Justice is investigating UnitedHealthcare for alleged Medicare fraud. Rip it off the U.S. taxpayers. Yeti, here's the allegation which UnitedHealthcare denies.

This is bad. A criminal investigation. Hey, Hulu, when are we getting the six-part series on the fall of UnitedHealth? Seriously, because according to the Wall Street Journal, the Department of Justice is investigating UnitedHealthcare for alleged Medicare fraud. Rip it off the U.S. taxpayers. Yeti, here's the allegation which UnitedHealthcare denies.

This is bad. A criminal investigation. Hey, Hulu, when are we getting the six-part series on the fall of UnitedHealth? Seriously, because according to the Wall Street Journal, the Department of Justice is investigating UnitedHealthcare for alleged Medicare fraud. Rip it off the U.S. taxpayers. Yeti, here's the allegation which UnitedHealthcare denies.

When UnitedHealthcare bills Medicare for treatments it provides to seniors, it exaggerates. Yeah, like United would say the patient had the flu when they really had a cold in order to get more money off that patient. If you twisted your ankle, UnitedHealthcare would probably say you broke your ankle. Yeah, what's that thing on your thigh? Ah!

When UnitedHealthcare bills Medicare for treatments it provides to seniors, it exaggerates. Yeah, like United would say the patient had the flu when they really had a cold in order to get more money off that patient. If you twisted your ankle, UnitedHealthcare would probably say you broke your ankle. Yeah, what's that thing on your thigh? Ah!

When UnitedHealthcare bills Medicare for treatments it provides to seniors, it exaggerates. Yeah, like United would say the patient had the flu when they really had a cold in order to get more money off that patient. If you twisted your ankle, UnitedHealthcare would probably say you broke your ankle. Yeah, what's that thing on your thigh? Ah!

United Healthcare thinks that's a pretty big thing on your thigh. Now, if this translates to criminal fraud charges because they like systemically over-diagnose, that could mean billions of losses or settlements for United Healthcare. Also, Jack, on top of that, isn't Congress trying to cut spending on Medicaid? The latest draft of the bill suggests it is, Nick.

United Healthcare thinks that's a pretty big thing on your thigh. Now, if this translates to criminal fraud charges because they like systemically over-diagnose, that could mean billions of losses or settlements for United Healthcare. Also, Jack, on top of that, isn't Congress trying to cut spending on Medicaid? The latest draft of the bill suggests it is, Nick.

United Healthcare thinks that's a pretty big thing on your thigh. Now, if this translates to criminal fraud charges because they like systemically over-diagnose, that could mean billions of losses or settlements for United Healthcare. Also, Jack, on top of that, isn't Congress trying to cut spending on Medicaid? The latest draft of the bill suggests it is, Nick.

Which would trickle down to United Healthcare's revenues. So what we're saying is it's a crisis at United Healthcare. Two top executives are gone from those awful headlines we mentioned above. And I'm sorry, Dr. Jack, can we please pause the pod for a second and just look at how huge UnitedHealthcare is? It's the biggest health insurance company in America with 49 million insured patients.

Which would trickle down to United Healthcare's revenues. So what we're saying is it's a crisis at United Healthcare. Two top executives are gone from those awful headlines we mentioned above. And I'm sorry, Dr. Jack, can we please pause the pod for a second and just look at how huge UnitedHealthcare is? It's the biggest health insurance company in America with 49 million insured patients.

Which would trickle down to United Healthcare's revenues. So what we're saying is it's a crisis at United Healthcare. Two top executives are gone from those awful headlines we mentioned above. And I'm sorry, Dr. Jack, can we please pause the pod for a second and just look at how huge UnitedHealthcare is? It's the biggest health insurance company in America with 49 million insured patients.

United treats one out of six adults in America. It's also the biggest employer of doctors. They got 130,000 doctors and clinicians on the payroll. Including Dr. Doolittle, who, yeah, can talk to animals. Besties, the value of UnitedHealthcare has fallen in half in one month. It used to be the most valuable company in all of healthcare. Now, they're probably getting kicked out of the Dow.

United treats one out of six adults in America. It's also the biggest employer of doctors. They got 130,000 doctors and clinicians on the payroll. Including Dr. Doolittle, who, yeah, can talk to animals. Besties, the value of UnitedHealthcare has fallen in half in one month. It used to be the most valuable company in all of healthcare. Now, they're probably getting kicked out of the Dow.