Jack Crivici-Kramer

Bagels are moving beyond the coast, but will they end up like coffee or like cupcakes?

Let us know in the comments.

And finally, it's tax day.

But never forget the ROI on the IRS.

For every $1 we give to the IRS for tax enforcement, we get $13 in revenue.

But besties, this pod's not over yet.

Here's what else you need to know today.

First, it has been a brutal and scary week for the CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman.

Important to know this.

First, the brutal was an article in The New Yorker alleging Sam is a sociopath.

Okay, but then the scary, a Molotov cocktail was thrown at the front gate of his house in San Francisco.

And yesterday, his house got attacked again.

Really scary moment for Sam, his family, and everyone working at OpenAI right now.

And second, the CEO of United Airlines wants to merge with American to create the world's worst, I'm sorry, the world's biggest airline.

That's according to a Bloomberg report that the CEO of United Airlines spoke to senior government officials to see if they would approve this merger.

Yeah, because a merger between two of the biggest airlines, that would typically get blocked.

Airlines are already highly concentrated.

I can't believe we're even considering going from four big airlines to just three.

Basically, besties, every economist is against this deal because, yeah, the peanuts, they would no longer be free.

And finally, the hottest new fashion, it's not cashmere or wool, it's T-Rex.