Jack Mate

No, mate, for the last, like, six months, we've been so, like, edit anything out of that.

Yeah, yeah, be careful.

Mate, that African referee can't even get in.

Iran might not be able to get Iran could barely get in Iran have had to move their base for Mexico Iran and for games in America have to be out of the country by that evening I did not know that it's ridiculous mate it's mental the one Iraqi player got held for like 7 hours questioned there's a Somalian referee who's the top referee in Africa who's meant to be reffing there can't get in what because of where he's from probably

America, eh?

They should have just given it Mexico.

But then again, they've already had it.

Selfish.

I want to go back to this awful chant.

Okay.

So it's called Chelsea Ranger.

Oh, maybe I do know this.

So it goes, I want to be a Chelsea Ranger.

I want to live a life of... Are you sure you've got the harmony right?

I want to live a life of danger.

I want to beat them every week.

Chase them up and down the street.

Here's to the girl who I love best.

Every night I suck her breast.

Shag her standing, shag her lying.