Jack May

Instead of the McCrispy, we've got the McFrisky.

Robbie gets a bit frisky.

Good.

From time to time.

And then the Whopper, based on you, because you're a Whopper.

Why'd you have to double down on that one?

He doesn't like good things.

Good things make me uncomfortable.

I managed to get a team of genuine 20 McDonald's staff to work at this party making these burgers, which is amazing, right?

Because they already know how to make the burgers.

Unfortunately, well, fortunately, I got them at a huge discount.

And then I realized that they're just the entire McDonald's staff from McDonald's Mousehold in Norwich.

So we'll never get the food.

Which is very Norwich-centric.

are basically listeners there's a new McDonald's open up in Norwich at Mousehold and Stevie backed me on this it is the worst fucking McDonald's we've spoken about it on here before because you ordered from there it's so funny you may remember the New Year's Eve I ordered from there and they sent me two of them but

But now Stevie and I have this thing that whenever we go there, and we never learn our lesson, we still just go back there.

One chicken mayo, I timed it, 17 minutes it took, and I was the only one in there.

You probably will never get it.

But what you will get at a premium rate are the milkshakes.

And the milkshakes, the milk have been supplied by McQueen's Dairy.