Jack May

I know you love them.

£10.50 a milkshake.

I reckon you'll be so hungry, you'll proper get into it.

Like, I'll have the drumstick at my arse.

You'll be snuffling like a pig looking for truffles.

Now, night time activity.

Robbie, I'm glad you touched on this because it sort of sets me up.

You know all the times we call you a paedophile on the podcast for some reason you're absolutely fine with it.

I'm aware.

Yeah, you're so accepting of it as a joke.

I did think of letting you go to sort of like an under-18s nightclub with a fake ID and letting you roam free.

Do you need a fake ID to go to an under- Free!

One that says I'm 17.

I did think of that, but by this point, I'd kind of realised that I should be doing your night net day.

So I thought, right, let's stop with the nonce stuff because you love all that.

So I wanted to make this day a bit hellish for you.

So I organise a night time activity based on something you genuinely hate.

i've got you 25 of the most beautiful supermodels in the world all in all in stunning lingerie all specifically tailored to your idea of perfection i've also got a permission slip from your wife and of course the consent of all 25 women and you have to get off of all of them you probably have to bang a few of them too they're gonna be so all over you and you're gonna be like i'm gonna be like prank

Yeah.

So that's the nighttime activity.