Jack
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Oh, no.
That doesn't help.
He's eating tiny animals right in front of you.
But he doesn't know that about you.
No, and absolutely he's not trying to be rude or anything like that, but it was more that I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can of shrimp that
the restaurant what if he cracked open a can of cauliflower would you have been happier it would have been less awkward probably you can't see yourself with a man who carries emergency shrimp in his pocket let's not shrimp shame that's not fair as i was trying to see past the shrimp he then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out a boiled egg
Wait, what?
He had a hard-boiled egg, too?
He brought shrimp and eggs?
And straight protein.
He pulled an egg out of his pocket.
We've not heard about the eggs, by the way.
He's like a magician of protein.
Yeah, for real.
He was like, oh, man, man, I can't believe I forgot about this, which is...
oh, I should have thought of this earlier.
I'm so stupid.
Well, eggs were in his mouth on the date.
There might be a little egg on his face as he's listening to this because you didn't know this, Courtney, but Jack's on the other line right now.
Yeah, that's how this segment works.