Jack

They've robbed me and shit.

I'm gone.

I'm like, fuck, mate.

That's just what you need when you're having a massage.

Oh, mate.

And I'm like, oh, wait, what happened?

He's like, mate, we're in the massage parlor and

And me gold necklace that my dad gave me in 1989 got the cross on it, which is like super sentimental, got stolen.

He reckons he took it off when he was getting a massage and put it in the basket thing and he woke up from the massage, like finished the massage, and it was gone.

And I'm like, oh, mate, I'm like…

okay let me let me see what I can oh fuck I don't know like James Bond it yeah I was like oh I don't know what to do but I'm like good luck like I'll try and help I was like I'll try and help but like let me good luck because he was in a frantic he's like I've got to go like yeah yeah he's like there's more people rocking up like and then I go back to the villa get another phone call and I'm speaking I'm with Eden at this point and he's like he's like calling me and he's like now there's a fucking he's like there's a hole in the wall

You would not believe it.

He's like, there's a hole in the wall and they've fucking covered it up.

And he's like, they're all laughing at me.

He's going, they're all laughing.

He's going full conspiracy theories on it.

He's out there.

He's going, they're all laughing in my face.

They've stolen it and they're laughing at me and they've passed it to the construction workers through the hole.

And he goes, now the cops are here and the hole's covered up.