Jack

I told you this pot was ripping.

I told you this pot was ripping.

I told you this pot was ripping.

There's a new industry of caretakers that is emerging. But not to take care of your kids, take care of the elderly, or take care of your pets. It's a new thing called plant nannies.

There's a new industry of caretakers that is emerging. But not to take care of your kids, take care of the elderly, or take care of your pets. It's a new thing called plant nannies.

There's a new industry of caretakers that is emerging. But not to take care of your kids, take care of the elderly, or take care of your pets. It's a new thing called plant nannies.

They're basically a botanical babysitter. Yeah, this is like the Mary Poppins for your Monstera. It's the Mrs. Doubtfire for your dolly. Jack, it's the Fran Drescher. For your fig tree. Plant nannies will come into your home. They'll do a spritz on a leaf here, a trim of a stem there. They're basically landscapers, but for inside your house. The plant nanny doesn't just water your plant.

They're basically a botanical babysitter. Yeah, this is like the Mary Poppins for your Monstera. It's the Mrs. Doubtfire for your dolly. Jack, it's the Fran Drescher. For your fig tree. Plant nannies will come into your home. They'll do a spritz on a leaf here, a trim of a stem there. They're basically landscapers, but for inside your house. The plant nanny doesn't just water your plant.

They're basically a botanical babysitter. Yeah, this is like the Mary Poppins for your Monstera. It's the Mrs. Doubtfire for your dolly. Jack, it's the Fran Drescher. For your fig tree. Plant nannies will come into your home. They'll do a spritz on a leaf here, a trim of a stem there. They're basically landscapers, but for inside your house. The plant nanny doesn't just water your plant.

They actually feed it with filtered spa water. water. Get this. According to the New York Times, plant nannies are charging 50 bucks an hour on average. Jack, I think that's like twice the going rate for a nanny for a human baby. We repeat, humans are paying nannies more money to take care of their plants than their babies. But Jack, let's be honest here.

They actually feed it with filtered spa water. water. Get this. According to the New York Times, plant nannies are charging 50 bucks an hour on average. Jack, I think that's like twice the going rate for a nanny for a human baby. We repeat, humans are paying nannies more money to take care of their plants than their babies. But Jack, let's be honest here.

They actually feed it with filtered spa water. water. Get this. According to the New York Times, plant nannies are charging 50 bucks an hour on average. Jack, I think that's like twice the going rate for a nanny for a human baby. We repeat, humans are paying nannies more money to take care of their plants than their babies. But Jack, let's be honest here.

You're hiring someone to look after your plants. You probably got banked. Yeah, that's a signal. Apparently, there's one business in Brooklyn that's charging 100 bucks for a one-hour plant visit. And extra if your ficus tree is over six and a half feet.

You're hiring someone to look after your plants. You probably got banked. Yeah, that's a signal. Apparently, there's one business in Brooklyn that's charging 100 bucks for a one-hour plant visit. And extra if your ficus tree is over six and a half feet.

You're hiring someone to look after your plants. You probably got banked. Yeah, that's a signal. Apparently, there's one business in Brooklyn that's charging 100 bucks for a one-hour plant visit. And extra if your ficus tree is over six and a half feet.

It's barely hanging on. With me as a plant daddy, it's no paradise for that bird, man. I'm going to call plant child support, Jack. It needs to be done. But yetis, puppies were the new babies, but now plants are the new puppies. So Jack, I think that means we need a new acronym to capture this wild plant spending trend. How about plants? P-L-A-N-T-S. People love acquiring new trees. So much.

It's barely hanging on. With me as a plant daddy, it's no paradise for that bird, man. I'm going to call plant child support, Jack. It needs to be done. But yetis, puppies were the new babies, but now plants are the new puppies. So Jack, I think that means we need a new acronym to capture this wild plant spending trend. How about plants? P-L-A-N-T-S. People love acquiring new trees. So much.

It's barely hanging on. With me as a plant daddy, it's no paradise for that bird, man. I'm going to call plant child support, Jack. It needs to be done. But yetis, puppies were the new babies, but now plants are the new puppies. So Jack, I think that means we need a new acronym to capture this wild plant spending trend. How about plants? P-L-A-N-T-S. People love acquiring new trees. So much.

So much. So much. Jack, happy P-L-A-N-T-S to you. Let's hit up three stars.

So much. So much. Jack, happy P-L-A-N-T-S to you. Let's hit up three stars.