Jackie
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And you know when I tell you that the crackling on Christmas Day is always good?
It's not.
It's awful.
And the ham's always dry.
That's the world we live in.
I agree.
I think you guys, you know what I started thinking?
Convenience machines.
Oh, yeah.
Do I buy a hundred of them and get an Econovan and just fill it with sneakers?
There's good coin in there.
That's quite the pivot.
It is a massive pivot, but there's companies that help you get started.
I looked into it.
Then I thought, you know what else I could do that doesn't involve dealing with humans?
Laundromats.
Oh, that's a great idea.
Then I could put my convenience machines in my laundromats.
And then I thought, why don't I just do stand-up?
Why don't I just do what I've done for 30 years and not worry too much about whether the Gatorade on row three needs topping up?