Jacob Stitch Duran
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
It seems like you should be concerned, though. I mean, all those scans, medications.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
I mean, Greg, he is right. Because hypochondriacs, and I am one, they just show up to the doctor without an appointment. Can't get enough doctor. Can't get enough. Give me a reason to come back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
That's a good loss for the Chiefs, though, right? Because they got the Bills right where they want them. The Bills acting like they won the Super Bowl yesterday. Congratulations, you won a regular season game, and they still have home field advantage. I mean, what are you doing?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
We didn't complain about Olsen, did we? Nope.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
Mike is so right about that because Tom Brady has been in every possible situation, a quarterback whose game he's calling is going through at that time, and he never draws on those past experiences to explain to the audience, this is what the quarterback is thinking, this is what I went through, and this is what you need to do. He needs to do more of that, and he needs to just relax.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
He is very stiff in there. He just seems stiff. He seems nervous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
Seattle is confusing, huh? Not really. Really?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
What a great nickname for a cut man, Stitch.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
Well, you have to sell it now because you know they're going to call it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
I'll take the longer games with them getting it right. You had the Vikings yesterday, huh? I did not have the Vikings. You spent a lot of time on Vikings-Titans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
You know what I love on YouTube is the moment of sin. Oh, it's the best. It is unbelievable. It is so good. Yes, I'll skip that ad. Oh, Valhalla.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
You seem to be leading the witness here, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
You really get it. You get the entertainment value of the thing. You don't care if it impacts boxing or not. And father time is undefeated. You really get it, man. Great mustache, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
Don Levitard. I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs. Stugatz. I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team, indeed, that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good.