Jake Bible

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1,039 appearances 3 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard 29 May

Jake Bible’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Walking across the plate, I approach the open tunnel.

Hello!

I know you're in there!

I yell.

It would be great if we could skip this part and just have a nice relaxing evening!

At the sound of my voice, 10,000 beetles come streaming out of the darkness.

I unload on them with the flamethrower.

Their black carcasses pop and burst from the heat, sending yellow bug guts flying in all directions.

The smell is like rancid eggs and dog poo mixed with Carolina barbecue.

Jack screeches from behind me.

I am.

I reply, although probably not loud enough for him to hear over the flaming roar.

The beetles try to avoid the stream of fire, but I've been doing this for a very, very, very long time.

I sweep the area with flame until I have incinerated every last one.

Then I drop the flamethrower and pull a grenade from my belt.

I shout, pulling the pin from the grenade.

A black tentacle shoots out of the tunnel, and I turn quickly to the side, letting it fly past me.

Without missing a beat, I pull the pistol and shoot the tentacle.

A horrid squeal echoes out from the tunnel, and the tentacle is quickly withdrawn.

I smile at Jack, who is holding his buddy and crying.

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