Jake Bible

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1,039 appearances 3 recordings 2 series first heard May 2026 last heard 29 May

Jake Bible’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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After taking a few minutes to drag the bodies a few feet into the tunnel, I walk back to the guardhouse and stow my tools in the floor hatch.

Then I step outside and go around to the back of the guardhouse to where the spigot and hose are.

I unwind the hose and turn the spigot on, then return to the road.

Always such a mess.

I mumble as I wash the road, the plate, and a good amount of the guardhouse down.

The company got me one of those high-powered nozzles a couple of years ago, and it really makes this work a lot easier.

An hour of cleaning, and I am done.

Then I remember that I have one last chore.

I take a deep breath, lower my head, and hose down the back of my neck and all my matted hair.

I shout with a laugh.

Shaking off the excess water, I wind the hose back up, turn off the spigot, and head back inside the guardhouse, where my stool and book are waiting.

Settled and comfy once again, I kick my feet up and start reading.

Then a thought hits me.

That Jack guy had a lot of money in that envelope.

I probably should get it for Mason.

He doesn't deserve it, but what would I do with it?

I get up off my stool, set my book down, and hoof it out of the guardhouse and over to the tunnel.

But before I can reach Jack's body, two tentacles snake out and grab the corpses, pulling them into the deep darkness.

Okay, yeah, that's fair, I say and wave at the tunnel.

But no more shenanigans tonight, you hear?

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