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Jake Haendel

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938 total appearances

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Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

And number two, the simple act might kill him in his condition right now.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

And number two, the simple act might kill him in his condition right now.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

And she just goes, how dare you tell me what I will or will not do with my fucking husband. If you don't like it or you don't want to watch, get the fuck out. I feel her going to town on me. Right in front of all of them, I assume. I mean, from what I felt, she was definitely jerking me off. Now, was it under the blankets, or was it wide out in the open? I don't know. I'm not certain.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

And she just goes, how dare you tell me what I will or will not do with my fucking husband. If you don't like it or you don't want to watch, get the fuck out. I feel her going to town on me. Right in front of all of them, I assume. I mean, from what I felt, she was definitely jerking me off. Now, was it under the blankets, or was it wide out in the open? I don't know. I'm not certain.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

My feeling is it was right out in the open. And I remember hearing footsteps backing up to the door. Not much was said. I think everyone was kind of like shocked what was happening and no one knew what to do. You know, first of all, it felt... So it felt... What?

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

My feeling is it was right out in the open. And I remember hearing footsteps backing up to the door. Not much was said. I think everyone was kind of like shocked what was happening and no one knew what to do. You know, first of all, it felt... So it felt... What?

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I was having intense spasms from... I mean, you can imagine if a breeze of someone walking by you was burning your skin and ultra hypersensitive. What this would feel like? And it was like... really, really intense, and I'm spasming, and I feel muscles everywhere in my body, from my toes up to the hairs on my head, contracting and freaking out, and it felt good and painful all at the same time.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I was having intense spasms from... I mean, you can imagine if a breeze of someone walking by you was burning your skin and ultra hypersensitive. What this would feel like? And it was like... really, really intense, and I'm spasming, and I feel muscles everywhere in my body, from my toes up to the hairs on my head, contracting and freaking out, and it felt good and painful all at the same time.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I remember hearing charge nurse saying, oh, hell no, hell no, this is rape, this is not okay, and You know, I don't really know the other talkings of what was happening in the moment.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I remember hearing charge nurse saying, oh, hell no, hell no, this is rape, this is not okay, and You know, I don't really know the other talkings of what was happening in the moment.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

You know, for the record, when I was diagnosed, because we did have two miscarriages, and we did want kids, and my grandmother, my dad's mother... On her deathbed, I went down to Texas to say my goodbyes, and about two weeks, ten days, something, before she died, sitting beside her bed, she took my hand, and she said, keep the family name alive, you're the last one.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

You know, for the record, when I was diagnosed, because we did have two miscarriages, and we did want kids, and my grandmother, my dad's mother... On her deathbed, I went down to Texas to say my goodbyes, and about two weeks, ten days, something, before she died, sitting beside her bed, she took my hand, and she said, keep the family name alive, you're the last one.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

So I'm like the last handle, so... that always, like, kind of held weight with me, and I was like, I better have a son or else the handful name ceases to exist. And I told my wife that, and right around when I was diagnosed, she got mad, left, came back within that first month. We had one or two conversations about the idea of... Well, I still kind of could talk and function freezing a sample.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

So I'm like the last handle, so... that always, like, kind of held weight with me, and I was like, I better have a son or else the handful name ceases to exist. And I told my wife that, and right around when I was diagnosed, she got mad, left, came back within that first month. We had one or two conversations about the idea of... Well, I still kind of could talk and function freezing a sample.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

Anyway, that was not revisited until this moment. There's a lot of other complex... issues and reasons why I was kind of would be willing to do anything I guess what I'm trying to say is in that moment if I could have spoke and my wife was doing this at that point anything she said would have would have went with me

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

Anyway, that was not revisited until this moment. There's a lot of other complex... issues and reasons why I was kind of would be willing to do anything I guess what I'm trying to say is in that moment if I could have spoke and my wife was doing this at that point anything she said would have would have went with me

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

She had all the power, like, ah, whatever, you know, if she said we should put him down right now, I would say, yeah, like, whatever she wants. I was, like, brainwashed, I think. Like, she had a hold over me.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

She had all the power, like, ah, whatever, you know, if she said we should put him down right now, I would say, yeah, like, whatever she wants. I was, like, brainwashed, I think. Like, she had a hold over me.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I can hear the snores freaking out in the hallway. My wife is just going to town. I mean, I hear my heart machine going off. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. I mean, I always kind of felt like I was having a heart attack, but that's really pushed me into high gear. You know, if I was a car, I was redlining for sure.

Blink | Jake Haendel's Story
8: Dude, Where’s my Sperm?

I can hear the snores freaking out in the hallway. My wife is just going to town. I mean, I hear my heart machine going off. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. I mean, I always kind of felt like I was having a heart attack, but that's really pushed me into high gear. You know, if I was a car, I was redlining for sure.