Jake Haendel

We should definitely hit that up. We go down there. It's filling up and it's early. It's like nine. And she's like, this is sick. Should we get that? Should we get that acid? And I'm like, you want a drip? It's a little fucking wild for me right now, but if you want, I'm down. So we go to the car. We get the acid and Molly. We stop by the room, have a drink.

We should definitely hit that up. We go down there. It's filling up and it's early. It's like nine. And she's like, this is sick. Should we get that? Should we get that acid? And I'm like, you want a drip? It's a little fucking wild for me right now, but if you want, I'm down. So we go to the car. We get the acid and Molly. We stop by the room, have a drink.

And she takes, I think, a tab and I take a tab. And then this, she used to buy it by like the sheet or something, which is like a hundred hits. She would like shave a little bit with a razor off each tab. I don't know if it was just really strong, which it was. But she'll make each hit a little smaller. Anyway, bottom of this bag have all of these shavings.

And she takes, I think, a tab and I take a tab. And then this, she used to buy it by like the sheet or something, which is like a hundred hits. She would like shave a little bit with a razor off each tab. I don't know if it was just really strong, which it was. But she'll make each hit a little smaller. Anyway, bottom of this bag have all of these shavings.

She's like, you want any of these shavings? And I'm like, no. And I turn around and she's got this wad of... She, like, dumped all these shavings in her mouth. And I'm like, oh my god, you just took, like, five hits. You're gonna be tripping out of your mind. And she's like, is it a lot? And I'm like, it's... You're okay, though. It's cool. I'm like, deep down, I'm like, oh, fuck.

She's like, you want any of these shavings? And I'm like, no. And I turn around and she's got this wad of... She, like, dumped all these shavings in her mouth. And I'm like, oh my god, you just took, like, five hits. You're gonna be tripping out of your mind. And she's like, is it a lot? And I'm like, it's... You're okay, though. It's cool. I'm like, deep down, I'm like, oh, fuck.

You know, and we go back down to the lobby party, and, I mean, the walls start moving. It's really decorative in there. And we're just bouncing around room to room in Liberty, just tripping out. And down in Alibi, they have a private DJ, and we head in the back. We have this private table, and we're just rolling and tripping and touching each other's hair, and, like, we're in our own world.

You know, and we go back down to the lobby party, and, I mean, the walls start moving. It's really decorative in there. And we're just bouncing around room to room in Liberty, just tripping out. And down in Alibi, they have a private DJ, and we head in the back. We have this private table, and we're just rolling and tripping and touching each other's hair, and, like, we're in our own world.

I duck off to the bathroom at one point, take a few hits of dope, and they hit me super hard, because I was tripping so hard. We just have this really fantastic night. We go back to the room, and... We have this like wild, passionate sex. I mean, real intense, like love making sex, right? She's just like, oh, I think I'm pregnant. And I'm like, really? You can tell?

I duck off to the bathroom at one point, take a few hits of dope, and they hit me super hard, because I was tripping so hard. We just have this really fantastic night. We go back to the room, and... We have this like wild, passionate sex. I mean, real intense, like love making sex, right? She's just like, oh, I think I'm pregnant. And I'm like, really? You can tell?

And she's like, yeah, I think you just got me pregnant. I'm just thinking in my head, is that even a thing? I don't know how many weeks later she was pregnant and they told her how far along she was. She looked in the calendar and she's like, I think it was that night I said I got pregnant and we're pregnant again. Gotta clean up my act for real, gotta stack dough, and now I gotta get a job.

And she's like, yeah, I think you just got me pregnant. I'm just thinking in my head, is that even a thing? I don't know how many weeks later she was pregnant and they told her how far along she was. She looked in the calendar and she's like, I think it was that night I said I got pregnant and we're pregnant again. Gotta clean up my act for real, gotta stack dough, and now I gotta get a job.

She just has a talk with me one day, and she's like, I envisioned me being married before I had a baby. I'm like, let's get married. She's like, yeah, but like, I don't want to be showing in my wedding dress. I'm like, let's get married soon. She's like, yeah, but I want a big wedding. Well, let's have a big wedding. Let's do a New Year's Eve. It was like two months away.

She just has a talk with me one day, and she's like, I envisioned me being married before I had a baby. I'm like, let's get married. She's like, yeah, but like, I don't want to be showing in my wedding dress. I'm like, let's get married soon. She's like, yeah, but I want a big wedding. Well, let's have a big wedding. Let's do a New Year's Eve. It was like two months away.

Boom, we're getting married all of a sudden. It's like all happening so fast. We're planning a New Year's Eve, winter wonderland wedding at a private golf club. It's all happening so fast. Long story short, she has a sack of miscarriage like two, three weeks before the wedding. And man, the wedding cake was going to double as the gender reveal. History repeats itself. I'm abusing trucks again.

Boom, we're getting married all of a sudden. It's like all happening so fast. We're planning a New Year's Eve, winter wonderland wedding at a private golf club. It's all happening so fast. Long story short, she has a sack of miscarriage like two, three weeks before the wedding. And man, the wedding cake was going to double as the gender reveal. History repeats itself. I'm abusing trucks again.

It's like, do we cancel the wedding? And like, you know, she's miserable. I'm pretty miserable. Yeah. We got married. It was a really good wedding. That was the only day I did not do opiates. I didn't even drink that much. I think I had like one champagne toast.

It's like, do we cancel the wedding? And like, you know, she's miserable. I'm pretty miserable. Yeah. We got married. It was a really good wedding. That was the only day I did not do opiates. I didn't even drink that much. I think I had like one champagne toast.

And we went down there. Um... And that's when my new wife was like, I want... I want to know what this heroin's all about. I want to know why you're so addicted. I want some. And I'm like, no. It is so addicting because... It's so fucking addicting. And the last thing I'm going to do is subject someone who doesn't have an addiction to this. Like, I'm not doing it.

And we went down there. Um... And that's when my new wife was like, I want... I want to know what this heroin's all about. I want to know why you're so addicted. I want some. And I'm like, no. It is so addicting because... It's so fucking addicting. And the last thing I'm going to do is subject someone who doesn't have an addiction to this. Like, I'm not doing it.