Jake Haendel

I'm just looking for my license. And I start, like, reaching under my seat, which obviously I've dealt with cops a lot. And I knew this was, like, a horrible idea.

I'm just looking for my license. And I start, like, reaching under my seat, which obviously I've dealt with cops a lot. And I knew this was, like, a horrible idea.

Because he thinks I'm probably reaching for a weapon. And I knew he was very nervous. I'm freaking out. Like, stop moving around. But even though I knew all this, I could not control... anything. He took out his gun and he's like, stop moving right now.

Because he thinks I'm probably reaching for a weapon. And I knew he was very nervous. I'm freaking out. Like, stop moving around. But even though I knew all this, I could not control... anything. He took out his gun and he's like, stop moving right now.

I get ripped out of the car by like six cops and like thrown on the ground and handcuffed. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not a bad guy. Like, I'm not trying to cost her. Like, I'm sorry.

I get ripped out of the car by like six cops and like thrown on the ground and handcuffed. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not a bad guy. Like, I'm not trying to cost her. Like, I'm sorry.

And I just start talking to the guy about like my drug use issues and I'm just blabbing to him. Something that was really off too because I mean I would never voluntarily tell a cop anything in my life.

And I just start talking to the guy about like my drug use issues and I'm just blabbing to him. Something that was really off too because I mean I would never voluntarily tell a cop anything in my life.

line of work of a drug dealer and slash user i'm like shut the fuck up jake like what are you doing jake is brought to the westboro police station and begins the booking process my fucking wife is gonna kill me

line of work of a drug dealer and slash user i'm like shut the fuck up jake like what are you doing jake is brought to the westboro police station and begins the booking process my fucking wife is gonna kill me

I'm sure they just thought I was high.

I'm sure they just thought I was high.

But I'm like, no, like, I'm high 365 days a year, and this is not, like, I'm very high function. This is, like, not me, guys.

But I'm like, no, like, I'm high 365 days a year, and this is not, like, I'm very high function. This is, like, not me, guys.

extremely frequent I would say hourly if I was at work I could go four hour stretches but the difference is I never got my morning 15 minutes of smoking because it was interrupted by the police so I was already feeling like not 100% to begin with but I'm like towards the end of this hour I'm like I gotta get something

extremely frequent I would say hourly if I was at work I could go four hour stretches but the difference is I never got my morning 15 minutes of smoking because it was interrupted by the police so I was already feeling like not 100% to begin with but I'm like towards the end of this hour I'm like I gotta get something

I had trouble getting into his car, and I could tell that he knew something was off with me.

I had trouble getting into his car, and I could tell that he knew something was off with me.

A very big drug dealer, bigger than I ever dreamed of from my own aspirations in that category. She was my hookup and I hit her up.

A very big drug dealer, bigger than I ever dreamed of from my own aspirations in that category. She was my hookup and I hit her up.