Jake Johnson

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804 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 21 Jul

Jake Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And now because of my brain, I'm going to fuck it up again.
Sriracha, right?
Yeah.
We went to some, my daughter found a fucking cool, like for the first time ever, it was like a cool outdoor, like street meet place.
We were, my other daughter had a volleyball game.
She's like, dad just found online a cool place.
I'm like,
we're going to go to a fucking corner street meat tacos.
You're the best.
And I was ordering first and there was sriracha and they go, can I have some of that?
And I go, yeah, which one?
I go, yeah, give me the, and I looked at it for some reason, lost the name red.
And I go, some of that sriracha?
The level of their laughing, and I was like, I know I'm saying it wrong.
I have no idea what the fucking word is.
I think, and the guy goes, what's up, man?
And I go, Siriachi.
And he looks, and he goes, listen.
I was like, that's the one, brother.
uh roger clemens with a t but what i taught my my daughters is when it happens if you do the it hurts your feelings routine and the face everybody gets uncomfortable yeah laugh yeah because guess what you're gonna catch up to it it's weird for you it's weird for them but if i go sediachi and they laugh and i go i have dyslexia yeah
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