Jake Steinfeld

Okay.

Because I don't want this to go astray.

I took my cup, which sits on top of my Sparklets water dispenser, capsized, by the way, so it doesn't get dusty, and as written upside down in a magic marker, do not touch, half full, put on the ground so his dog could drink water, which blew Brian just out of the water.

That guy's a hero in my community.

No, I've seen the poster up in your bathroom.

Inspirational.

Well, this woman.

I don't know that it's better than the dog, but it is in the sense that, you know, Brian, I know well.

This guy, John, I know well.

This is a total stranger.

And we're only an hour and 40 minutes into this flight.

I'm flying in from Orlando.

We got another three hours on this tin can together, and I'm sitting in front of you.

I was – it's the kind of thing where they show – you know, when they put the movie on, especially the lucky one –

Half the people are just staring at their tablets with their headphones on or you can tell they're muscling around with their laptops or they're falling asleep.

I don't even know who's watching the movie.

It's way less than – it feels like less than 20 percent of the people in that cabin are watching the movie.

I did this move because I don't want to get the thrombosis.

I leaned back.

And I did one of these moves where I put my hand over my elbow over my head.