Jake Steinfeld

It was watchable.

Thank God, because I wasn't hearing that.

Two double Bloody Marys.

I didn't want to hear that.

It was completely watchable.

Now, Allison, the part you may want to put down a towelette.

Not a moistened towelette, because you are going to moisten a towelette.

When I tell you about the gal who was sitting behind me.

What?

She was 50-something.

And we were in first class, seat reclined, and she had her seat reclined.

And I was sitting second row back, and we were watching the 17-inch plasma monitor with the lucky one.

there and uh we talk about this um this chutzpah that we we simultaneously hate it and love it like like there's a part of us you know where you go man i wish i was that person like i'd hate to have that person as my roommate but i but i wish i could be more assertive and i wish i could be more like that you know um and you know once a ball brian was the leader in the clubhouse for a while with putting my pillow off the sofa down on the floor first dog i apologize for that several times i know

And then he lost his status.

Lost the eye of the tiger.

He lost it.

Who has it now?

Well, my architect buddy came to my garage.

Sorry.

Took my, maybe, we'll call him an engineer.