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Jake Steinfeld

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2592 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

J-date.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Oh.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Okay.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Could you pass the goat cheese?

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

That doesn't sound fun, but I was on a battlefield and I found the picture and it got me through.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

And then I went and found your mother who worked at the thing because I recognized the lighthouse in the background.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Why is she pissed off?

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

She's not pissed off, but she has to be pissed off because they need that.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

See, they need this thing.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

I say it in all movies.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

He's the hero, so he can't do anything that's really wrong that would get her seriously pissed off.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Because if it was like, well, I was fucking some whore when I was on leave and this fell out of her purse, then that's an issue.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

But they can't.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

They can never do that.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

So he has to not have a real reason, and then she has to have an unreasonable reaction to his not real reason.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Right.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

So there was that.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

Now...

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

I will not hear this.

Adam Carolla Show
Jake Steinfeld + Chuck Zito (Carolla Classics)

I wasn't saying that.