James Acaster

Can you stop feeding us these bugs?

but the cartoon lobster on the bib is in handcuffs yeah around the claws looking sad yeah they caught me do you think they fed the prisoners lobsters that had done crimes yeah yeah yeah they pinched things oh yes come on it was there it's not good but it was there it was right there something's good

I was in Dubai once and went to a couple, yeah.

I have very fond memories of going to the all-you-can-eat buffet in Ketwin when I was growing up.

I've shouted out Lee Gardens on the podcast before, but I'd be excited every single time I go into Lee Gardens.

I don't want him to think I've forgotten about him.

Lee Gardens, you keep on doing your thing, brother.

We all appreciate your work.

I'm talking about the all-you-can-eat buffet, mate.

We'll do water and poppadoms or bread together.

Okay.

He's quite brief on them.

Oh, yeah.

We're talking sparked in water and poppadoms.

Now, you've got to be happy with that.

You were all scared about bread.

I mean, look, please take this well.

I've never had a guest get in their head so much about the bread before we've even started.

You were panicking so much.

Yeah.