James Acaster
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If you woke up, if you were Jim Carrey and Bruce Almighty, what would you do?
Yeah, he's just showing me rather than telling me what he would do.
I can't think of anything that people are complaining about at the moment.
All seems pretty good to me.
A god of something.
A god of something.
Would you be the god of...
I mean, I've got to assume you're getting bullied at God's school.
If that's what you're the God of.
Yeah, I'm living it.
I'm loving it.
With your fleece on, your glove.
Okay, well, I think you'll be a good god.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks, man.
Some people pray to you to make sure that that happens for them.
No one's ever milked a cow over a river.
No one's ever been milking a cow, and just at the point where they squeeze the teat, the bucket gets washed away, and a fish happened to be going past.
I thought that Phil said most cows have seen the sea.
You thought you had me there.