James Acaster

Do you know what?

My memory of this is a bit fuzzy.

Was it in Essex?

He was there to open a butterfly thing at something else.

A butterfly park or like greenhouse.

Butterfly farm.

Butterfly farm.

Butterfly house.

A bigger thing.

Yeah.

And he was stood...

I think watching some other man, some goats or something.

And me and my dad went up to him and my dad tried to talk to him about, he knew that Chris Packham supported Southampton.

So I was like, well, you're doing pretty bad in the league this year, Chris.

And it's my first time in my life I can ever remember seeing a celebrity not want to talk to someone.

I was like, oh, okay, these people are different.

They don't like this.

Pack'em.

You want Pack'em on the ride?

yeah he'd smell great yeah oh god come back Chris give me a whiff join the pirates he just yeah he just turned into he just dressed as a pirate and just that would be so nice stay completely still maybe she won't see me like when people like when in Scooby-Doo when they run away from a villain yeah oh dear