James Acaster

That's where you can tweet Benito directly for all the chopping board competitions that we launch on here.

Most of that is on social media and you just message Benito directly.

He has been sneaky lately and he's added a little thing.

I didn't know that there was like text that comes with the podcast that you can read.

Show notes.

the show notes and he's added in that a disclaimer no one will get a chopping board it's not going to happen it's a joke those two have made up but you've got to remember Benito doesn't know what he's doing when he's writing those show notes he's drinking hooch and moonshine oh my goodness and he doesn't know he doesn't mean any of that so

If he doesn't send you a signed chopping board, you really should keep persisting and asking for one until he does it.

Yeah.

And with the moon, in the light of the moon.

Yeah.

With his banjo rested on the side of his wooden, rickety old porch.

And he loves ripping you off.

He loves ripping you off.

Yes.

So you have to persist.

Yeah.

And to go, remember...

You owe me a signed chopping board and a site which competition it was for because that is the only bit that I'll grant him is confusing for him is there's a number of competitions where the signed chopping board is the prize.

So you really should remind him which one it was, which one of the many.

Hashtag the monkeys are in charge of the bus and any other hashtags we told you to attach in the past.