James Buckley

If you've got something...

Because, right, and people always freak out about this.

They're like, oh, if I came up with a really good invention, I would talk about it right now because that's sort of – there's some sort of thing legally where you are –

You can prove that you came up... Look, this is... You went to the pattern office the day after I brought you out on a podcast.

And you can go, I've got you.

I am.

I'm going to invent something one day that's going to change the world.

I'm telling you now.

I'm just... Like, the type of person I am, how irritated I get, and how... My whole life is I live for comfortability.

Is that a word?

I just, I want to be dry, warm and fed and comfortable at all times.

And sometimes you've got to leave the house and things like that.

So I find things that just need a little something, a little something that you go, oh, if I had this on the train, it would just make the trip so much better.

And I'm going to come up with something one day that is going to really fucking, is going to bring everyone together, man.

Go on.

You're so boring.

I knew you were going to say that.

I knew exactly what you were going to say before you said it.

She's going to say, oh, I wonder if there's an invention that can get James to shut up.

I knew you were going to say that.