James McCann

That'll hold it pretty long.

Yeah.

It seems like it's really hot.

You know what?

Why don't you... I see what you're doing.

Why don't you take it to the back and I'll...

eat it afterwards and i'll totally enjoy it i'm glad i didn't ask i saw a bump on your back when you did the bowing thing yeah and i was like i don't know maybe he's got fucking scoliosis or something and i'm so glad i didn't ask that would have ruined everything tiny it would be very dishonorable for you not to eat this let me have a bite of the fucking ramen get it over here jesus christ

God.

17-fucking-minute-long interview over here.

His accent's so thick, he's the most fun person to talk to.

There's no soup.

Okay.

It's scorching hot, by the way.

I mean, this is literally... I've never seen anything quite this hot before.

It looks nothing like ramen.

If I get food poisoning from this, I swear to God, I'm going to be very mad.

Chopstick.

All right, this is...

You guys all want a bite?

There we go, we have a starving cast here.