James McOnie

McConey, good morning.

I just took it literally.

It's got a 100% hit rate for you.

I think you've brought this up before.

I think the only person I've heard this via is you.

I was pissing by a door.

Have you seen any of Foxy this morning?

The Masters is on as we record this, by the way, if I sound distracted, that's what I'm watching.

Yeah, I can bring you up to date by confirming that he is slightly in the toilet.

I couldn't tell you exactly what he's shooting.

Oh, yes, I could, actually.

I can jump ahead on the run sheet slightly and go, Ryan Fox has some work to do to retain his cut streak at the Masters while defending champion McElroy made an early charge at Augusta today.

Anything about the score here?

Fox is some distance off the pace after carding a 5 over 77 with a lack of tournament golf in the lead up to the Masters.

Evident in the early holes, that's the kidney stones to blame.

I'm just going to assume.

This story brings me more joy.

You passed them like a champ, didn't you?

Oh, I see.

Yeah, it's a little bit like pissing in a cup.