James McOnie

But presumably there were some terrible fucking terrible shows on that bloody channel.

The flats that I was in, it was like, are we going to watch something?

Yeah, the ACC, some households will not tolerate the ACC and...

We applaud that.

You've got to have standards.

You've got to have standards.

There's a line in the sand.

It's getting crossed all the time.

The thing is, your voice, you're sounding more and more like an actual commentator these days.

You trick people.

That's the idea.

And then the first stoppage, all hell breaks loose.

That's the idea.

Because when there's a stoppage in play or a replay, it's either me or someone with a text line, some stupid observation, and then you repeat that observation and just weave it into your commentary and so it just stays there for the next five minutes and this person's going, what happened there?

I thought this commentary sounded like such a nice young man.

What does he want from us?

Free ticket.

I thought he was going to be a sideline reporter.

He's going to offer.

Well, yeah, maybe that's to send his credentials through.