James Pietragallo

Maybe he went to Walmart.

Maybe he's just shopping.

Yeah.

Maybe he's just picking out some fishing lures for the upcoming fall season.

Who knows?

Maybe he just wants new underwear.

That's all.

He wants a 12-pack of cheap underwear.

Who cares?

That's for him.

So by 9.40 p.m., she still hasn't found him.

It's been six hours she's looked for him in a small town.

So if you didn't find him, he's just not around.

So she calls a crisis hotline at that point, Buffy does, for a loving experience.

Then when the crisis hotline says, what the hell do you want us to do if your kids miss and call the goddamn cops?

This is I don't know.

Yeah, we don't have like can you send like, you know, bloodhounds over here is not what we do.

So then she calls the Rockport police and she says, quote, he's just a very tender heart who's troubled and I'm reaching out to help him.

Now, she tells the dispatcher that Orion doesn't do drugs or alcohol, but she checked to see if he was at a drug treatment program.

But she said he doesn't own any weapons.