James Sexton

And on the weekends, I try not to.

Because it's just kind of a pain in the ass to shave.

And I was dating a girl and she had sensitive skin.

And every time I would kiss her, she would be like, oh yeah, you have so much stubble, like your beard's so scratchy.

And in my head, like I understood where she was coming from, but like in my head, I was like, you know, like now I got to shave on the weekends too when I'm going to see you.

And by the way, like you kind of should be happy I'm kissing you.

Like, it's kind of nice that I kissed your neck.

Like, I'm sorry that I had stubble, but like, you know, and I have to shave every day.

And now I get to do this on weekends too.

That relationship didn't work out.

That wasn't the reason why, but it didn't work out.

Next relationship, she had the same issue, different woman, same issue, but she went about it differently.

She, whenever I would shave, would come up to me and go like, oh God, you're like so hot when you shave.

You're like Don Draper in Mad Men.

Like, I love it.

Dude, I shaved like three times a day.

Like anytime I was going to see her, I'd be like, oh shit, I'm going to shave.

I would go and like shave.

And then I'd be like, oh yeah, I just shaved because you were coming over.

She'd be like, oh, I love it.