James Stout

And you have to not be declared persona non grata.

Yeah.

Okay.

Then, yeah, I think we can wrap this up.

Thank you guys for being here and making this a lovely time talking about Nazis.

You're welcome.

My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it.

How bad did it get?

Well, it got bad enough that her son-in-law had to eventually arrest her himself.

She moved in for two weeks, lasted for five.

She left nail clippings in the bathtub, candy stuck to the furniture.

And then she pressed her ear against the bedroom door and burst in screaming.

They kicked her out and paid for her hotel.

And they thought, it's finally over.

Days later, she called her son-in-law at work, claiming that his partner had been in some kind of freak accident and had been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance.

He called every hospital in the city, and his partner was making coffee the entire time.

She faked a medical emergency just to test whether or not he loved her son?

Yeah, and she sat in the hospital parking lot, waiting for him to see if he would show up.

When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-law's police station and filed a kidnapping report against him.

She filed a kidnapping report against him in his own police station.