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I think he, yeah. Yeah, he refuses to put the dress on unless someone pays him money. That's the thing. He'll go on late night talk shows and they'll go, where's the woman outfit? And he goes, pay me. If you want me to wear a dress, you've got to pay me.

What is it, John? You're in one what? In one of those beefs. Why? What happened? Yeah, so I did a joke during COVID. It was the first time I'd done it. It's like a fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. And it just goes on. And people came and they said, this is a David Cross bit, which I didn't know. He has the same premise and then it goes in another direction.

What is it, John? You're in one what? In one of those beefs. Why? What happened? Yeah, so I did a joke during COVID. It was the first time I'd done it. It's like a fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. And it just goes on. And people came and they said, this is a David Cross bit, which I didn't know. He has the same premise and then it goes in another direction.

And I felt bad about that. But what made me feel a lot better is there's a guy who I'd never heard of who's from LA, who's been doing comedy for 30 years. And he's like, in 1994, that was my joke. And he goes, this Australian and David Cross is stealing my act. It made me feel so much more relaxed about doing the same bit. It's crazy.

And I felt bad about that. But what made me feel a lot better is there's a guy who I'd never heard of who's from LA, who's been doing comedy for 30 years. And he's like, in 1994, that was my joke. And he goes, this Australian and David Cross is stealing my act. It made me feel so much more relaxed about doing the same bit. It's crazy.

You need one more after that. I was fucking furious.

You need one more after that. I was fucking furious.

What was your, what was your strategy? Drag me down to your filthy level. You did not cheat. I did not. There was no cheating. There's no honor in that. So what's your strat?

What was your, what was your strategy? Drag me down to your filthy level. You did not cheat. I did not. There was no cheating. There's no honor in that. So what's your strat?

This is what I figured out. I didn't realize that this was happening, but I've got a very high kill rate as well as a very high death rate. So you get 25 points for killing somebody, but you only lose five when you are killed yourself. So if you get out there and you can take it, even sometimes you'll shoot each other at the same time when you're coming back from a charge. You get 25, yeah.

This is what I figured out. I didn't realize that this was happening, but I've got a very high kill rate as well as a very high death rate. So you get 25 points for killing somebody, but you only lose five when you are killed yourself. So if you get out there and you can take it, even sometimes you'll shoot each other at the same time when you're coming back from a charge. You get 25, yeah.

You still get the extra points. So I think you've got to live reckless out there. You've got to go wild. You've got to get into full blood. Don't be scared to get shot. Don't be scared. It's the opposite of real war. Yeah, let's change that. I want it inverted. That would be nice. That would be a better game play.

You still get the extra points. So I think you've got to live reckless out there. You've got to go wild. You've got to get into full blood. Don't be scared to get shot. Don't be scared. It's the opposite of real war. Yeah, let's change that. I want it inverted. That would be nice. That would be a better game play.

Oh boy. When you're out there about five minutes in, it's nice. I was screaming. If I hit somebody back, fuck you.

Oh boy. When you're out there about five minutes in, it's nice. I was screaming. If I hit somebody back, fuck you.

Hey, John. What's up, dude? Thank you for taking... Nothing much. Thanks for taking my call. I'm stoked to talk to you.

Hey, John. What's up, dude? Thank you for taking... Nothing much. Thanks for taking my call. I'm stoked to talk to you.

Hey, John. What's up, dude? Thank you for taking... Nothing much. Thanks for taking my call. I'm stoked to talk to you.

That makes me happy. What's up? You know it. Hey, my question today is, how do I address hesitations about marriage due to my girlfriend's plans and some financial concerns?

That makes me happy. What's up? You know it. Hey, my question today is, how do I address hesitations about marriage due to my girlfriend's plans and some financial concerns?