A Disgusting Episode
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What is this episode about?
From car-car cartoons to immobile pontiffs. Yes! It's time for a disgusting episode. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. That's right. You're listening to my favorite podcast. It's the only thing I listen to. My car, the shower, while I sleep. This is the only show I listen to. I'm... Wade, what are you laughing at? What's so funny?
I love the whole...
I was just thinking, you know, a thing that some people do before they speak out loud. Not you. I've never done that. I know. Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one, which means that I am hosting. See, this is why you think. This is why I need time to think, Wade. This is what happens. I'm hosting, and Mark and Wade are competing to see who will host the next one. One of them will host the next one. Unless I win, which isn't technically impossible, but I don't think that's going to happen. You guys are on it today, right? How you doing? How are we feeling today?
Pretty good, Ben. Hey, question, guys. Does it look like I'm wearing a jacket and no shirt?
Yes. A little bit, yeah. Are you wearing like the deepest V in existence or what's going on?
Oh, there it is. I thought you were going for the Hugh Hefner today. I thought you just came in a robe with a hat.
But I just, I realized like I could technically just, I guess, show up in a jacket and no shirt and maybe no one would question it.
Listeners, definitely not questioning it.
Honestly, like some people online would be like, did you guys notice? Nah, whatever. Just doing something. It's fine.
Anyway, so just wanted to put that out there into the world.
Well, now I can't stop thinking about Mark not wearing a shirt. So thanks for that.
It would be really funny if I secretly took it off. And then throughout the episode, I just started standing up on my toes.
You just keep pulling. It's actually not connected. It's just straps up over your shoulders. You just slowly keep pulling it down as it goes on.
Man, it really goes down. It really goes down.
it's super stretchy that's the thing it's like very stretchy but if you're not wearing a shirt and we get the the bonus point for match your background your skin tone right on yeah i'm pretty pretty magic i am not today well if we get that in an hour from now won't that be relevant and i have to put the photopian No, I don't think we need to do that. It's okay. Anyway, miracle of miracles, I have an episode prepared again. Usually I show up with nothing and we just do whatever and it turns out how it turns out. I have a script in front of me. Well, I wouldn't call it a script. Let's not go crazy. But I have things and we're going to talk about those. But the tradition is, before we talk about the stuff I have written down, we do small talk.
What's been going on with you guys? Any flooded toilet poop situations? Looking at you, Wade. You have poopy poops?
Well, no, just our poopy cat. We got those like dog training paper things you put down the little potty pads or whatever. And he uses them about 60% of the time. So we have had about 60% less poopy floor. That's an improvement. Yeah, that's the only poopy update I've got.
How do the hosts feel about disgusting topics?
Doom the Dark Ages, available now on Xbox Series X and S, PlayStation 5, and PC. Rated M for Mature.
Good evening, gentle listener, or watcher, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, business-like Bob potty-trains James, shows Scott's brutality, and trials his troops to predict the providence of products. Winnowing Wade cares for the elderly, makes an admittance, and says no to textures. Mannequin Mark rejects poop fiction, defends curiosity, then plugs wounds and kills warts.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is this episode about?
0:59–23:02
2
What are the origins of the chainsaw?
23:02–32:26
3
How was bubble wrap originally intended to be used?
32:26–1:00:34
4
What humorous anecdotes are shared about poop?
47:03
5
How do the hosts feel about disgusting topics?
0:24–42:40
6
What unique products are mentioned in this episode?
42:40–1:00:34