Jan Böhmermann

That's back pain, that's bowel cancer, that's all those things that you have to do at some point, because they won't get better if you don't do anything for it. So not for bowel cancer, but against bowel cancer, of course. But back pain is my number one.

You have to go down with the whole bucket anyway. I don't use plastic bags anymore. The organic waste comes directly into such a basket. And when it soaks through there, it's in the kitchen right away. That's why the organic waste is taken away from me once a day. Really? Do you have such disciplined... Yes. And it's on the bottom of the basket? Or how do I do that? No, we peel potatoes every day.

You have to go down with the whole bucket anyway. I don't use plastic bags anymore. The organic waste comes directly into such a basket. And when it soaks through there, it's in the kitchen right away. That's why the organic waste is taken away from me once a day. Really? Do you have such disciplined... Yes. And it's on the bottom of the basket? Or how do I do that? No, we peel potatoes every day.

You have to go down with the whole bucket anyway. I don't use plastic bags anymore. The organic waste comes directly into such a basket. And when it soaks through there, it's in the kitchen right away. That's why the organic waste is taken away from me once a day. Really? Do you have such disciplined... Yes. And it's on the bottom of the basket? Or how do I do that? No, we peel potatoes every day.

We peel carrots every day. All this stuff comes in. I have a small container. I do it on the compost, so to speak. Do you know what I mean? Yes.

We peel carrots every day. All this stuff comes in. I have a small container. I do it on the compost, so to speak. Do you know what I mean? Yes.

We peel carrots every day. All this stuff comes in. I have a small container. I do it on the compost, so to speak. Do you know what I mean? Yes.

Every evening before I start to make dinner and to eat, I go once with the tennis racket ordered from Thailand, the electric shocker, over the compost and I'm happy to kill 20 little fruit flies. Perverse. And that's a little dark side. The human has flown to the moon.

Every evening before I start to make dinner and to eat, I go once with the tennis racket ordered from Thailand, the electric shocker, over the compost and I'm happy to kill 20 little fruit flies. Perverse. And that's a little dark side. The human has flown to the moon.

Every evening before I start to make dinner and to eat, I go once with the tennis racket ordered from Thailand, the electric shocker, over the compost and I'm happy to kill 20 little fruit flies. Perverse. And that's a little dark side. The human has flown to the moon.

We talk so much, I don't know, it's like an old dementia, that we just repeat ourselves and talk about things. Jan, at the end of the show, I would also like to read a little mail after you read it. I have an e-mail here. Recently I was in a live broadcast, you haven't heard of it yet, made strong for the menstrual cup for women, although I don't menstruate myself.

We talk so much, I don't know, it's like an old dementia, that we just repeat ourselves and talk about things. Jan, at the end of the show, I would also like to read a little mail after you read it. I have an e-mail here. Recently I was in a live broadcast, you haven't heard of it yet, made strong for the menstrual cup for women, although I don't menstruate myself.

We talk so much, I don't know, it's like an old dementia, that we just repeat ourselves and talk about things. Jan, at the end of the show, I would also like to read a little mail after you read it. I have an e-mail here. Recently I was in a live broadcast, you haven't heard of it yet, made strong for the menstrual cup for women, although I don't menstruate myself.

But so many women wrote to me that this is really a game changer, consumes little garbage and of course, but you can hear everything about it, I think, if we watch this live broadcast.

But so many women wrote to me that this is really a game changer, consumes little garbage and of course, but you can hear everything about it, I think, if we watch this live broadcast.

But so many women wrote to me that this is really a game changer, consumes little garbage and of course, but you can hear everything about it, I think, if we watch this live broadcast.

Richtig, dass einer von uns krank ist. Ich habe noch von Lukas eine Mail bekommen. Lieber Olli, lieber Jan, ich weiß natürlich nicht, ob und wie ihr euch bereits damit auskennt, aber als ich diesen Trick das erste Mal hörte, dachte ich mir, wow, das muss doch eigentlich zu dem kleinen Einmaleins der Schnedelträger gehören. Ich nenne sie da einfach halber mal Mann im Folgenden.

Richtig, dass einer von uns krank ist. Ich habe noch von Lukas eine Mail bekommen. Lieber Olli, lieber Jan, ich weiß natürlich nicht, ob und wie ihr euch bereits damit auskennt, aber als ich diesen Trick das erste Mal hörte, dachte ich mir, wow, das muss doch eigentlich zu dem kleinen Einmaleins der Schnedelträger gehören. Ich nenne sie da einfach halber mal Mann im Folgenden.

Richtig, dass einer von uns krank ist. Ich habe noch von Lukas eine Mail bekommen. Lieber Olli, lieber Jan, ich weiß natürlich nicht, ob und wie ihr euch bereits damit auskennt, aber als ich diesen Trick das erste Mal hörte, dachte ich mir, wow, das muss doch eigentlich zu dem kleinen Einmaleins der Schnedelträger gehören. Ich nenne sie da einfach halber mal Mann im Folgenden.

Es geht um den berühmten letzten Tropfen nach dem Urinieren. Wir kennen es alle. Siebenmal geschüttelt, im Kreis gedreht, auf den Beinen gehüpft und trotzdem geht der letzte Tropfen in die Hose. Der Griff des heiligen Johannes ist die Lösung. Ein beherzter Griff unter den Hoden und mit zwei Fingern kräftig auf den Damm drücken. You know it, of course, the part between the scrotum and the sputum.