Jan Böhmermann
speaker
2,587 appearances
16 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Mar 2025
Jan Böhmermann’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm already... You're not a stand-up either. I'm not a stand-up either, and maybe too dumb for this kind of humor, but maybe it's also a big misunderstanding.
I think he's following me on Instagram now. And you know what? I have to thank myself again. I don't even know why. In the meantime, it has become such a warm obsession for me to follow Andreas W. Herb. You know, the Paderborn effect. Hey, thank you very much. The effect guru donated 5,000 euros.
It can also be that I do him wrong and that I somehow have false hopes, but I think he's the right guy. I think he's the right guy.
Well, I think my manager is twice as big. They have an external resemblance.
They have a resemblance. I look at the reels from a completely different camera, often in Dubai and stuff, but I have the feeling that he's a stable guy.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what it is.
I'm also not an energy guy and I also think LED lighting in champagne bottles, I don't know if those are the good champagne types, but somehow it works.
This old, legendary tennis stadium, it's called OWL Arena by now, and I had to think all the time, this whole area, Halle Westfalen, Paderborn, Gütersloh, is somehow a correct area. These were all people with low blood pressure and it was all somehow in order and friendly and the people were nice, it was a great performance and so on. I thought, okay ...
I was also in Erfurt, a beautiful city, but just like in Stuttgart, you always have the feeling that one wrong sentence escalates. And in East-Venice, the complete peace. You live in property, you can walk around your house, everything has been working well for decades, the perspective is good. And that radiates out somehow. Yes, it has such a peace of mind, I think so too.
People have been writing to me, hey, he somehow found the AfD well five years ago or somehow donated the company or something. But I've also said here, also Dehner somehow found the youth sinner AfD well in the early years. We believe in resocialization, people.
The internet, you know, you have Felix von der Laden here.
We believe, we believe, it doesn't work any other way. In Germany, I played in the Schleierhalle. I didn't want to say it on stage, but you really have to say it. SS member, Nazi criminal, murdered by left-wing extremists. The only... I'm not bringing this sentence to an end, but biographically, it wouldn't be the Schleierhalle today if I hadn't faced these horrible crimes at the end of his life.
Where he was the victim, the horrible crimes that he has committed are therefore put in the shadows and somehow made unforgettable, which is also not cool and not correct.
And Burkhard Garwig, to be honest, if you listen to a podcast, it's loud and loud. Let it stay. Listen to it. Let it stay, you have to fight it without violence, it doesn't work any other way. Still, on tour, I have a lot of time in my pocket and think a lot about what I can do now. Every evening thousands of hopeful faces and stuff like that. Hey guys,
There are a few things where I can now say concretely what you can do, but for example what you can really do, don't buy Teslas. You can just as well wear a Thor Steiner jacket now.
There are in the meantime mega cool electric cars. Nice that you have now also switched to the electric side, my dear.
I think it's such a medium, I think it's such a medium.
But the great thing is to be in a charging station, to charge, to turn on the heater, to listen to loud music. You can do all that in a charging station. Just please don't use a Tesla charging station.
If you buy a car, Don't buy an electric car, but please don't buy a Tesla. You can wear just as good a Thor Steiner jacket, dude. That's a bummer. Don't use Starlink. Don't give your money to people. Don't pay on Instagram. Don't buy on Amazon. Don't buy fucking Microsoft products, but beautiful Unix, Linux. Program yourself. Get away from Twitter, for sure. Go to Mastodon. Mastodon. Mastodon.
I've been there for one and a half years.
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