Jan Böhmermann
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2,587 appearances
16 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2024
last heard Mar 2025
Jan Böhmermann’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Of course I project my thoughts on you.
Sometimes I also hold my ass, because I just don't feel like the hustle. But look what I got as a gift from a hotel in East Westfalia. Look at that. A towel on which my name is stitched. That's sweet.
From Nils Schmeitzner in the Roger Federer Allee. He had this stuff, and he put his name on it, and I was like, Nils, I'm so happy. I'll never use this towel, because I'm so happy to have a towel with my name on it. How awesome is that? That's so awesome. True crime. In the burned car, a towel with the name of Jan Böhmermann was found. Please give me hints. That's so awesome.
When you commit a crime, you accidentally forget where you did it. Oh, now he forgot a towel with his name on the crime scene. The stupid terrorist or something.
I think a strong title of today's episode is The Bible is a heavy book. That's exactly what... self-confidence what you need in these times don't let yourself go crazy people about what's happening in the world stay calm take care of the strengthening of europe and our own country i ask myself when do we actually start to bring such awesome offensive moves
Because things like, for example, demanding Greenland and stuff like that... I don't want to... Germany shouldn't reinforce it again in the world or something like that, but such clever, awesome, offensive moves, you can come up with a few things.
For example, getting together with France and Poland and such a cool core of such a cool European power army or something like that, in such a cool uniform, which doesn't have to fight at all, but which just goes through outfit. with completely new approaches.
Yes, a few offensive moves like Friedrich Merz, when he becomes the new chancellor on February 23, together with the AfD in a coalition of 51%. The fire wall, how long will it last? I would say one more election. And then comes, then comes, then comes, when something happens, dude.
Ey, this week, just briefly, a warm greeting to political Berlin, the ban on the AfD is being debated in the Bundestag. I would like to express myself at this point, at a prominent point, for a ban on the AfD, for a ban application. This has to be put on the way. Ban applications can also be passed several times. Of course it has to be negotiated and of course it can fail, but to be honest,
Wenn etwas scheitern kann, sollte einen das doch nicht davon abbringen, es zu tun. Wenn wir so an Sachen rangehen würden, dann wäre die Einheit unseres Landes nie gelungen. Das hätte auch alles scheitern können. Wir haben es einfach gemacht. Wir haben es einfach durchgezogen. Und guck, wie zufrieden wir alle sind heute.
Ey, manchmal muss man Sachen einfach mal machen und dann mal gucken, was passiert. Mal gucken, was wird. ARD-Verbotsantrag. Nicht ARD. ARD-Verbotsantrag. Nur wenn die das nächste Bühnenprogramm von Felix Lobrecht auch in die Mediathek stellen. Damit I hope for an ARD ban, but first only an AfD ban. SPD, you softballs, get out of here, man! What kind of losers are you, man?
What kind of anti-fascists are you? AfD ban, get out of here, support, Greens, ey, the sensible Christian parts of the CDU, who don't want to follow this whole libertarian tailbone gang. Think about your roots. Every good Christian has to ban the fascists. Honestly, get rid of them. Where are you, man, Democrats? This week is your week. My statement for an AFD ban.
You don't have to do anything. I just have to say Olli Schulz. My friend Olli Schulz. I'm an indie rock musician who came into the years.
Genau. Und bis dann sehen wir uns auf Tour heute Abend München. Am Sonntagabend Leipzig Quarterback Arena. Morgen Nürnberg, KIA Metropol Arena, Wien Stadthalle. Und dann noch Hamburg, Berlin und Essen, Gruger Halle.
Oh, it's so bright out here.
Oh, it's so bright out here. Actually, you wake up mammals who sleep in winter. Not even on the 19th of January. It's too early. No, no, it's all way too early.
I haven't even shaken off my winter fur yet. It's still winter. Oh, I... Oh, it's cold. Hello.
Maybe because we started the winter break with a big adrenaline rush. It could also be because I had the most relaxed winter vacation of all time this year. Normally, it's always like this when I take a month off after Christmas. Then the viruses immediately begin to whittle their chance and to bring me down. But not this time. Not at all. Not even, not even, no corona, not at all.
Yes, no, that's not the point. I just think it's the adrenaline that pumps through me. The whole winter break was determined by adrenaline. And it was such a nice, somehow ... It was such a beautiful beginning of the year. It was so nice, quiet and very relaxed and no one in my inner circle has been sick and so on. That was really a change.
My new game is, I'm not as consistent as you are, you're probably not going to tell me what you've planned for this year, but I've planned from day one in the year 2025 the don't disturb mode on my iPhone so really ... And I saw that.
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