Jane Coaston

homosexuality thing I don't really do like I go yeah same I go to church I go to a great United Methodist Church though I do spend a lot of the time being like you're doing it wrong because we were raised Catholic and like we remember how it's done I do have the kind of the Catholic sensibility still because once you're kind of baked in it you can't get out

But I think to that broader point, the current.

between the White House and the Vatican has been continually of interest to me.

I did totally believe that there is a convert dork in this administration who would reference the papacy of Avignon.

I totally, I'm like, there's somebody here who was like, the Western schism could work for us.

I'm like, it didn't work for them.

It did not.

I just think that that is something in which you have gotten the degree of high on your own supply you have gotten if you firmly believe that that would even be a possibility that people are looking for, you know, a new Vatican in Destin, Florida.

Like...

As I mentioned on my show today, the Catholic Church has had multiple murdered popes, at least one murderer pope, a couple of schisms, dozens of wars.

The Church has been around since, arguably, for 2,000 years, arguably, depending on how seriously you take You Will Be the Rock of My Church comment by Jesus Christ.

So, like...

The idea that MAGA could be like, I know we've only been around for, what, 11 years, roughly?

And be like, I think we can do this.

If you're the Vatican, you're like, oh.

You have vestments older than this.

You do.

You have vestments that have lasted longer than this purported movement.

So much of this goes to adult converts.

People convert to all sorts of religions for all sorts of reasons.