Jane Coaston

We didn't read your book, Melania.

We didn't.

I understand that you're annoyed because you did detail this in your book, but we didn't read your book.

I think we could all admit we didn't read the book and I did not watch the Amazon documentary.

I'm so sorry.

I'm aware that there was homework.

I didn't do it.

That is, again, why I completely believe that Donald Trump had no idea about this, because I would guess that they speak what, like twice a week.

Like, unless something's going on with Baron.

You know, Baron's starting a yerba mate company.

Like...

You know, maybe they need to talk about that.

But like, I would imagine that their communications, when I was a kid growing up in Ohio, all of my perceptions of what New York was like was based on movies.

And I assumed that New York couples just had like two giant bedrooms on opposite sides of giant apartments.

And they would just sort of interact in the middle somewhere because apparently I thought everybody was a wasp.

I don't know.

But this is how I assume that they do everything.

So like,

Trump not knowing about this, which he said that I completely believe 100 percent.

You know, saw some reporting that the press who were gathered for that didn't know what was coming up.