Jared Bailey

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Someone filmed a smoke coming out of the sewer. Did you see it? And they say, and they're like, uh, they just crowned the new rap Pope. I was like, that's my type of humor, I think.

Someone filmed a smoke coming out of the sewer. Did you see it? And they say, and they're like, uh, they just crowned the new rap Pope. I was like, that's my type of humor, I think.

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And you're like, but usually microwave food doesn't taste it. It does. Okay. They formulate it in such a way where it's better than restaurant quality in my fine, fine opinion. And then it's like, oh, I don't have to order on an app, pay millions of dollars to get it. I don't have to go to a restaurant, waste millions of hours on time and talk to people I don't like like Jared.

And you're like, but usually microwave food doesn't taste it. It does. Okay. They formulate it in such a way where it's better than restaurant quality in my fine, fine opinion. And then it's like, oh, I don't have to order on an app, pay millions of dollars to get it. I don't have to go to a restaurant, waste millions of hours on time and talk to people I don't like like Jared.

And you're like, but usually microwave food doesn't taste it. It does. Okay. They formulate it in such a way where it's better than restaurant quality in my fine, fine opinion. And then it's like, oh, I don't have to order on an app, pay millions of dollars to get it. I don't have to go to a restaurant, waste millions of hours on time and talk to people I don't like like Jared.

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criminal to crime game that we were playing they actually have criminal to the weapon so I thought that could be fun funny to play and then I also have I think we should start posting the vlogs on this channel not the full versions because it's like 40 minutes to an hour on the Patreon obviously so you get like the full background but 20 minutes of highlights I think we post on the YouTube channel who's with me

criminal to crime game that we were playing they actually have criminal to the weapon so I thought that could be fun funny to play and then I also have I think we should start posting the vlogs on this channel not the full versions because it's like 40 minutes to an hour on the Patreon obviously so you get like the full background but 20 minutes of highlights I think we post on the YouTube channel who's with me

criminal to crime game that we were playing they actually have criminal to the weapon so I thought that could be fun funny to play and then I also have I think we should start posting the vlogs on this channel not the full versions because it's like 40 minutes to an hour on the Patreon obviously so you get like the full background but 20 minutes of highlights I think we post on the YouTube channel who's with me

That's a ton. And you get like 20 minutes on, on the dropout YouTube channel. It feels like a great deal, a sweet deal.

That's a ton. And you get like 20 minutes on, on the dropout YouTube channel. It feels like a great deal, a sweet deal.

That's a ton. And you get like 20 minutes on, on the dropout YouTube channel. It feels like a great deal, a sweet deal.

They get the drunk episodes. They get extra vlog, and they get the live Q&A, and the other ones get our literal phone number to text us.

They get the drunk episodes. They get extra vlog, and they get the live Q&A, and the other ones get our literal phone number to text us.

They get the drunk episodes. They get extra vlog, and they get the live Q&A, and the other ones get our literal phone number to text us.

16th, 5 p.m.

16th, 5 p.m.

16th, 5 p.m.

We have the exclusive. So we allowed, I think we already talked about it, 50 people to come to Mel's Diner with us as we filmed the podcast and did like a cooking competition with a professional judge chef.

We have the exclusive. So we allowed, I think we already talked about it, 50 people to come to Mel's Diner with us as we filmed the podcast and did like a cooking competition with a professional judge chef.

We have the exclusive. So we allowed, I think we already talked about it, 50 people to come to Mel's Diner with us as we filmed the podcast and did like a cooking competition with a professional judge chef.

So Alyssa, she, I don't know, she kind of went into an existential crisis today. We talked her off a ledge because she talked about her high school bullying. We were there for her, though we didn't physically hug. We felt like we did emotionally. Is that correct?

So Alyssa, she, I don't know, she kind of went into an existential crisis today. We talked her off a ledge because she talked about her high school bullying. We were there for her, though we didn't physically hug. We felt like we did emotionally. Is that correct?

So Alyssa, she, I don't know, she kind of went into an existential crisis today. We talked her off a ledge because she talked about her high school bullying. We were there for her, though we didn't physically hug. We felt like we did emotionally. Is that correct?

Anyway, the point is we're putting the vlog, we're putting it out. What days? Thursdays. Thursdays feels good. Yeah. Why is he even here? You think we just want to look at you? You just want to sit here like a statue? I was letting you guys do the plug. So you get yourself to such a level where you're so dependent on something that you can't even show up? I'm here.

Anyway, the point is we're putting the vlog, we're putting it out. What days? Thursdays. Thursdays feels good. Yeah. Why is he even here? You think we just want to look at you? You just want to sit here like a statue? I was letting you guys do the plug. So you get yourself to such a level where you're so dependent on something that you can't even show up? I'm here.

Anyway, the point is we're putting the vlog, we're putting it out. What days? Thursdays. Thursdays feels good. Yeah. Why is he even here? You think we just want to look at you? You just want to sit here like a statue? I was letting you guys do the plug. So you get yourself to such a level where you're so dependent on something that you can't even show up? I'm here.

Then we go, we move on to Jared.

Then we go, we move on to Jared.

Then we go, we move on to Jared.

It also could have been my outside balcony door that flaps when it's windy.

It also could have been my outside balcony door that flaps when it's windy.

It also could have been my outside balcony door that flaps when it's windy.

You can tell him that. I mean, we can set it up. Like we can go into the office and then just be like, wait, are you guys going? And then, and then just be like, I don't know. Like Robbie keeps telling me to go. Cause to be there for you. And then we'll make it feel good.

You can tell him that. I mean, we can set it up. Like we can go into the office and then just be like, wait, are you guys going? And then, and then just be like, I don't know. Like Robbie keeps telling me to go. Cause to be there for you. And then we'll make it feel good.

You can tell him that. I mean, we can set it up. Like we can go into the office and then just be like, wait, are you guys going? And then, and then just be like, I don't know. Like Robbie keeps telling me to go. Cause to be there for you. And then we'll make it feel good.

That's why you hate car rides. I hate sitting there. I get uncomfortable very easily. Same thing with like plane rides. I'm just like, I think I've got a bad spine.

That's why you hate car rides. I hate sitting there. I get uncomfortable very easily. Same thing with like plane rides. I'm just like, I think I've got a bad spine.

That's why you hate car rides. I hate sitting there. I get uncomfortable very easily. Same thing with like plane rides. I'm just like, I think I've got a bad spine.

But no one knows that you're joking based on your exterior.

But no one knows that you're joking based on your exterior.

But no one knows that you're joking based on your exterior.

First one to do him back has to shave their head. So he's been testing all morning. I get in the car with him this morning, and he hurt me.

First one to do him back has to shave their head. So he's been testing all morning. I get in the car with him this morning, and he hurt me.

First one to do him back has to shave their head. So he's been testing all morning. I get in the car with him this morning, and he hurt me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Hanging around.

Hanging around.

Hanging around.

Yeah, this is the thing.

Yeah, this is the thing.

Yeah, this is the thing.

True. They're not built for that.

True. They're not built for that.

True. They're not built for that.

My mom called me back.

My mom called me back.

My mom called me back.

No.

No.

No.

Hey, I've just been kind of thinking of my bullying situation. Remember I had to change schools and I just, I don't know. I was thinking maybe.

Hey, I've just been kind of thinking of my bullying situation. Remember I had to change schools and I just, I don't know. I was thinking maybe.

Hey, I've just been kind of thinking of my bullying situation. Remember I had to change schools and I just, I don't know. I was thinking maybe.

Do you think I was overreacting or do you think I was just going, do you think I was just going through like a normal high school experience?

Do you think I was overreacting or do you think I was just going, do you think I was just going through like a normal high school experience?

Do you think I was overreacting or do you think I was just going, do you think I was just going through like a normal high school experience?

He has done this with multitude of technology, which I don't know if it's cheating, but either way it worked.

He has done this with multitude of technology, which I don't know if it's cheating, but either way it worked.

He has done this with multitude of technology, which I don't know if it's cheating, but either way it worked.

Essentially, your body's getting better. Your workout's going to be better. Don't do in those. Oh, I have one pushup a day. That's yeah, probably where you start at.

Essentially, your body's getting better. Your workout's going to be better. Don't do in those. Oh, I have one pushup a day. That's yeah, probably where you start at.

Essentially, your body's getting better. Your workout's going to be better. Don't do in those. Oh, I have one pushup a day. That's yeah, probably where you start at.

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I don't know, really any live event, comedy show maybe. So if you're not going out and seeing other human beings, you're really wasting your life. I'm going to be honest there because the robots are coming and they're taking over. We're not going to be here for much longer. So I suggest you go see as many humans as you can while you can. The best way to do that is with SeatGeek.

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Oh, do you feel it?

Oh, do you feel it?

Oh, do you feel it?

Do you feel like you're the closest to him than any other person on earth?

Do you feel like you're the closest to him than any other person on earth?

Do you feel like you're the closest to him than any other person on earth?

Interesting.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Can you put that in a chat GPT, please? Just copy and paste it.

Can you put that in a chat GPT, please? Just copy and paste it.

Can you put that in a chat GPT, please? Just copy and paste it.

My mom's calling me.

My mom's calling me.

My mom's calling me.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

In your opinion, why did I move schools?

In your opinion, why did I move schools?

In your opinion, why did I move schools?

Hell yeah, that's a good mama.

Hell yeah, that's a good mama.

Hell yeah, that's a good mama.

See, I'm trying to remember some of the things they used to do.

See, I'm trying to remember some of the things they used to do.

See, I'm trying to remember some of the things they used to do.

We both were going through a mental health crisis. Mine was, didn't have to do with Zins. Yours had to do with Zins. And for the betterment of the Zins, for the Zins to live the best life that they could, maybe it's not the best to be attached to someone who hasn't figured out their mental struggles at this point. You cow. Yeah.

We both were going through a mental health crisis. Mine was, didn't have to do with Zins. Yours had to do with Zins. And for the betterment of the Zins, for the Zins to live the best life that they could, maybe it's not the best to be attached to someone who hasn't figured out their mental struggles at this point. You cow. Yeah.

We both were going through a mental health crisis. Mine was, didn't have to do with Zins. Yours had to do with Zins. And for the betterment of the Zins, for the Zins to live the best life that they could, maybe it's not the best to be attached to someone who hasn't figured out their mental struggles at this point. You cow. Yeah.

She went on a date with him.

She went on a date with him.

She went on a date with him.

What did I do? You bullied her.

What did I do? You bullied her.

What did I do? You bullied her.

You're not hearing any of this?

You're not hearing any of this?

You're not hearing any of this?

Actually, I'm really good at this. You guys mind if I just coast through this?

Actually, I'm really good at this. You guys mind if I just coast through this?

Actually, I'm really good at this. You guys mind if I just coast through this?

Okay, yeah, this is simple.

Okay, yeah, this is simple.

Okay, yeah, this is simple.

They're not matching.

They're not matching.

They're not matching.

That's where I'm from.

That's where I'm from.

That's where I'm from.

Andy's calling me now.

Andy's calling me now.

Andy's calling me now.

Does she know her daughter doesn't use contraceptives?

Does she know her daughter doesn't use contraceptives?

Does she know her daughter doesn't use contraceptives?

You're in a commercial.

You're in a commercial.

You're in a commercial.

10 out of 10, 5'8", long legs, beautiful body, piercing blue eyes.

10 out of 10, 5'8", long legs, beautiful body, piercing blue eyes.

10 out of 10, 5'8", long legs, beautiful body, piercing blue eyes.

And she's on a beach and she goes, I've been good this week.

And she's on a beach and she goes, I've been good this week.

And she's on a beach and she goes, I've been good this week.

Oh, UV index is 10 right now.

Oh, UV index is 10 right now.

Oh, UV index is 10 right now.

Your SEAL team simile.

Your SEAL team simile.

Your SEAL team simile.

Jim. Jim? Tony. Tony. Anthony and Dorothy. Listen to this. I actually always knew your mom's name and your dad's name. But, okay, you know how you sent her to art school in high school because she got bullied? Faked the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. She faked the whole thing, so you guys had to pay for her to go to high school, which is nuts.

Jim. Jim? Tony. Tony. Anthony and Dorothy. Listen to this. I actually always knew your mom's name and your dad's name. But, okay, you know how you sent her to art school in high school because she got bullied? Faked the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. She faked the whole thing, so you guys had to pay for her to go to high school, which is nuts.

Jim. Jim? Tony. Tony. Anthony and Dorothy. Listen to this. I actually always knew your mom's name and your dad's name. But, okay, you know how you sent her to art school in high school because she got bullied? Faked the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. She faked the whole thing, so you guys had to pay for her to go to high school, which is nuts.

Well, now you're being rude to Susan Boyle.

Well, now you're being rude to Susan Boyle.

Well, now you're being rude to Susan Boyle.

Yeah, I'm not one for, you know, shaming women for their looks, Skylar. So we're going to keep moving. Alyssa, you never got bullied. We realized that today because we were asking you questions. We're like, what happened?

Yeah, I'm not one for, you know, shaming women for their looks, Skylar. So we're going to keep moving. Alyssa, you never got bullied. We realized that today because we were asking you questions. We're like, what happened?

Yeah, I'm not one for, you know, shaming women for their looks, Skylar. So we're going to keep moving. Alyssa, you never got bullied. We realized that today because we were asking you questions. We're like, what happened?

This was the bullying that you said happened. You said, well, sometimes I'd be in my locker and I'd hear laughing in the distance. And I just knew it was about me.

This was the bullying that you said happened. You said, well, sometimes I'd be in my locker and I'd hear laughing in the distance. And I just knew it was about me.

This was the bullying that you said happened. You said, well, sometimes I'd be in my locker and I'd hear laughing in the distance. And I just knew it was about me.

And then Jared, obviously his, the archetype for being bullied. And we're like, Jared, what was your bullying experience like? He's like, I got beat up in a locker room because my parents were gay.

And then Jared, obviously his, the archetype for being bullied. And we're like, Jared, what was your bullying experience like? He's like, I got beat up in a locker room because my parents were gay.

And then Jared, obviously his, the archetype for being bullied. And we're like, Jared, what was your bullying experience like? He's like, I got beat up in a locker room because my parents were gay.

Can I, in case you get a time?

Can I, in case you get a time?

Can I, in case you get a time?

Well, it did take a long time to roll off first. What we're trying to say is you should have turned around and said, and if you get a time machine, you should have been like, and you still couldn't get it.

Well, it did take a long time to roll off first. What we're trying to say is you should have turned around and said, and if you get a time machine, you should have been like, and you still couldn't get it.

Well, it did take a long time to roll off first. What we're trying to say is you should have turned around and said, and if you get a time machine, you should have been like, and you still couldn't get it.

Well, mom, I just, I thought I was going to really stick it to the man today.

Well, mom, I just, I thought I was going to really stick it to the man today.

Well, mom, I just, I thought I was going to really stick it to the man today.

Can you call your mom really quick?

Can you call your mom really quick?

Can you call your mom really quick?

Call her. Just be like, hey, mom, was I actually bullied? No, set it up like this. And be like, I'm rethinking my childhood. Do you think I was actually bullied or just like normal stuff that just kind of happens to kids I couldn't get through? Can you say it exactly like that? I just want to see her response.

Call her. Just be like, hey, mom, was I actually bullied? No, set it up like this. And be like, I'm rethinking my childhood. Do you think I was actually bullied or just like normal stuff that just kind of happens to kids I couldn't get through? Can you say it exactly like that? I just want to see her response.

Call her. Just be like, hey, mom, was I actually bullied? No, set it up like this. And be like, I'm rethinking my childhood. Do you think I was actually bullied or just like normal stuff that just kind of happens to kids I couldn't get through? Can you say it exactly like that? I just want to see her response.

So she'd be like, hey, Mom, I was just thinking, do you think I was actually bullied in school? Or do you think it was just like a kind of normal experience and I just kind of overthought about it?

So she'd be like, hey, Mom, I was just thinking, do you think I was actually bullied in school? Or do you think it was just like a kind of normal experience and I just kind of overthought about it?

So she'd be like, hey, Mom, I was just thinking, do you think I was actually bullied in school? Or do you think it was just like a kind of normal experience and I just kind of overthought about it?

The Cardinals?

The Cardinals?

The Cardinals?

Also the NFL.

Also the NFL.

Also the NFL.