Jared Freed

The person that writes I'm here to hook up is probably the most fun date you'll ever go on.

Right.

And you know what?

I would go on a date with that.

If I was a woman, I would go out only with guys only looking to hook up to go on a fun date and then not go home with them.

And just say, I have two policies tonight.

Like in your head.

You don't even have to say it.

Now you're going to get, because there's a lot of people in these apps that all they want, and some people don't have the ability to like stop themselves from getting ahead emotionally.

And I understand that.

You go on a great date and they say, I'm only here to hook up.

You're like, but we had this great date.

You know, you would go, oh my God, it was so much fun.

Yeah, because they're good at having fun.

They're letting people know, I have fun, this is the fun I want, and I'm being honest about it.

But there's a lot of people who are on these apps who are like, I just want to go on a date that's fun.

I just want to have a fun night out.

Drinks are paid for, I want to be with someone I'm attracted to, that they know how to make conversation.

Not this fucking loser who can't talk to a barista.

This guy, well, I got nervous.