Jared Petty

I'm one of those unpaid interns. I was going to say, who said we were paying?

I'm one of those unpaid interns. I was going to say, who said we were paying?

GDC is wonderful. GDC is like video game summer camp. It's an opportunity to see all the people that you love most in the world. I'm here kind of like speed dating all of you at once today. Dropped in the office just to see everybody, all the old friends that, you know, made my life and career what it is. Thank you for that, by the way, again. How's that career going? Oh, yeah, I just got laid off.

GDC is wonderful. GDC is like video game summer camp. It's an opportunity to see all the people that you love most in the world. I'm here kind of like speed dating all of you at once today. Dropped in the office just to see everybody, all the old friends that, you know, made my life and career what it is. Thank you for that, by the way, again. How's that career going? Oh, yeah, I just got laid off.

Yep, yep.

Yep, yep.

I'm just saying, you know. I'll come back for what you were paying me before.

I'm just saying, you know. I'll come back for what you were paying me before.

I'm doing the thing. I'm here at GDC looking for a job, which is what a lot of people do at GDC. I don't know if folks outside here know that, but GDC is also largely about job networking. For sure. Unfortunately, right now, there are no jobs in video games at all. That's trouble for you. People are, yeah. So I'm doing my best. People are trying to help me. Kind people helping one another.

I'm doing the thing. I'm here at GDC looking for a job, which is what a lot of people do at GDC. I don't know if folks outside here know that, but GDC is also largely about job networking. For sure. Unfortunately, right now, there are no jobs in video games at all. That's trouble for you. People are, yeah. So I'm doing my best. People are trying to help me. Kind people helping one another.

I mean, once a long time ago, you gave me a job, and I threw it in your face and left. Exactly, exactly. And that's what we do. That's how I am. But yeah, thank you for asking, Greg. How are you, man? I'm good.

I mean, once a long time ago, you gave me a job, and I threw it in your face and left. Exactly, exactly. And that's what we do. That's how I am. But yeah, thank you for asking, Greg. How are you, man? I'm good.

Yeah, this is like the third mention of poop this morning. I'm on my way here this morning, and Greg sends me a text. He's like, hey, I was hoping to see you a little before the show, but... You know, Ben was like, oh, I got to poop.

Yeah, this is like the third mention of poop this morning. I'm on my way here this morning, and Greg sends me a text. He's like, hey, I was hoping to see you a little before the show, but... You know, Ben was like, oh, I got to poop.

What's wrong? Wait, do you need to poop right now?

What's wrong? Wait, do you need to poop right now?

TMI for the audience? I didn't mean to poop right now.

TMI for the audience? I didn't mean to poop right now.

Whoa, is it because everybody smells your stank?

Whoa, is it because everybody smells your stank?