Jarret Griffis

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1,040 appearances 7 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 4d ago

Jarret Griffis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 7 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 2.

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Might have even been boring.

It might come as a shock, but nothing you have experienced these past few days has been real.

It's fake.

A simulation.

They have you.

But don't worry, we're here to get you out.

We found a way in to communicate by hiding our signal in your daily media consumption.

You might be listening to music, uh, a podcast, an audiobook.

Hell, you might even be on a conference call at work.

We don't fully understand their technology, so we can't rightly say how you're receiving this.

Only that you are receiving it.

As you listen to my voice, we're uploading a code into your brain.

Think of it as a computer virus, or in this case, an antivirus.

Your brain is an organic computer, and these things hacked into your subconscious mind and overrode it with their simulation code.

That's why everything appears normal.

You might think you're going about your day-to-day life, but in reality you're strapped to a table with tubes sticking out of your body.

Now that the code is uploading, you may begin to feel some sensations.

For example, one ear might feel slightly warmer than the other.

You might even feel an itch or tickle on your body.

Don't scratch, just let it be.

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