Jarret Griffis
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1,040 appearances
7 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 21 Sep
Jarret Griffis’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Can't quite explain it, but it was almost like the device was pulling me where it needed to go.
It pulsed in my hand, throbbing like a beating heart.
I hadn't even touched it to the wall, and it was already leading me to the studs.
Talk about craftsmanship.
Entering the basement led to my next issue with the scanner.
My dog Rufus had an adverse reaction to the waves, or beams, or whatever electromagnetic energy the scanner was emitting.
When I pointed the scanner at him, his barking took on a completely different tone, almost sounding like a human voice speaking a language that I didn't understand, like something you'd hear from one of those Norwegian death metal bands my nephew's always going on about.
He also took a massive shit on the floor, rolling around in it until he was completely covered.
The dog, not my nephew.
If this is expected, you might want to print a warning somewhere to avoid using it around dogs.
Also, small nitpick, printing the user manual in a language other than ancient Sumerian would be helpful.
I placed the scanner on the wall where the wife wanted me to hang the relief sculpture that she bought on vacation in Honduras.
I pressed the buttons on the side of the device and slid it against the wall as I watched the indicator.
I was expecting an arrow, an X, or something when I landed on a stud, but instead the device vibrated wildly in my hand, which I took as a good sign that what I was searching for was right there.
I marked the wall and went to my toolbox to get my hammer.
I picked it up and squeezed the handle tight to my fist.
Even then, I knew it wasn't for the wall.
Rufus knew it too.
He crawled over to me, still warbling out that awful bark that filled me both with dread and jubilation.
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