Jason Bateman

And then I come back and I say,

She wasn't dead.

She turned into a mermaid.

She was beautiful.

She swam away.

So it's this like beautiful, not beautiful after this.

It's this gross, horrible necrophilia and then coupled with this high romantic.

It's just Bukowski.

So we decided we're going to do it.

And I asked the class, you know, which of the women in the class is going to be the corpse?

And everybody's like, yeah, it'll be me, it'll be me.

But then when the time comes to do it, nobody shows to be the corpse and we're stuck.

And we had been, the place where we were making these plays was a, it was an S&M dungeon.

You know, of course.

during the day and so they're not used during the day and and uh we got to use it for two nights by cleaning up we had to clean up and that was a whole other different story yeah but um there was the the uh madam there was named magda and she heard that we didn't have a body so she said why don't you use one of my blow-up dolls oh my god

This is how things happen.

They're at Yale.

Oh, she, yeah, right.

And I'm thinking, maybe I should have stayed at Yale.

So I...