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Jason Bateman

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Appearances Over Time

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SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

And then I come back and I say,

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

She wasn't dead.

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"David Duchovny"

She turned into a mermaid.

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"David Duchovny"

She was beautiful.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

So it's this like beautiful, not beautiful after this.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

It's this gross, horrible necrophilia and then coupled with this high romantic.

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"David Duchovny"

It's just Bukowski.

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"David Duchovny"

So we decided we're going to do it.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

And I asked the class, you know, which of the women in the class is going to be the corpse?

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"David Duchovny"

And everybody's like, yeah, it'll be me, it'll be me.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

But then when the time comes to do it, nobody shows to be the corpse and we're stuck.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

And we had been, the place where we were making these plays was a, it was an S&M dungeon.

SmartLess
"David Duchovny"

You know, of course.

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"David Duchovny"

during the day and so they're not used during the day and and uh we got to use it for two nights by cleaning up we had to clean up and that was a whole other different story yeah but um there was the the uh madam there was named magda and she heard that we didn't have a body so she said why don't you use one of my blow-up dolls oh my god

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"David Duchovny"

This is how things happen.

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"David Duchovny"

They're at Yale.

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"David Duchovny"

Oh, she, yeah, right.

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"David Duchovny"

And I'm thinking, maybe I should have stayed at Yale.