Jason Bateman

I had always put up like a bulwark on front of the stage to lay a body down so nobody could see the body.

They couldn't see what was going on when I was supposedly making love to this body.

And so I had this blow-up doll and I hadn't been able to rehearse with her.

She wasn't available.

As I was copulating with her, her arms and legs started flying out.

because she's only made of air, right?

So the audience sees this.

Sure.

Like a used car lot, the things that use car lots.

I'm trying to do this most intense scene, young actor, like I'm really like, I'm fucking edgy.

And the audience is laughing and laughing.

And so in between performances, I went to Paragon.

I hope you know it.

It's a sporting goods store.

And I got four ankle weights.

And I weighed down her wrists and her ankles.

So the next time, she didn't have as much movement.

The other part of it was when I walk through the audience and I go, I put a pail of water off stage where I was going to go because I swim around and I've got to be wet.

And so I walk through the audience and I'm sure the audience is like, oh, my God, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

And I'm thinking, yeah, that's right.