Jason Benetti

That's the greatest tip he can give, laughing until he coughs.

I can't believe he got that in there.

Can I hear that again?

Because that has no context for anything.

But the greatest compliment he can give is coughing far away from the mic.

That's one of those curveballs you think you have it figured out, and as it crosses the plate, you go sassafras.

Take your hat off.

I got to ask you to give it an extra $10 because of how perfect that is.

That should get the maximum $200.

That doesn't make any sense.

That does make people worry about whether or not Benetti is sane or whether he's not taking his medicine or whether he's on drugs of some kind.

It makes no sense what he just did there.

All over Detroit, people are like, what's wrong with our favorite broadcaster?

Only our listeners.

That's the thing that makes it great.

Write that down and we're going to ask him that when he comes on in five minutes so that we make sure we don't forget to ask him that.

Tony, where are we here on the amount that both Jason Benetti is going to owe and what I'm going to owe for charity?

Projectmainstreet.org is where you go if you want to donate, and we will give that money away here after we've tallied it all up.

Roy, give me another one, please.

That's one of those stats you look at and you go, who made it a salad?