Jason Benetti

You must.

You were younger than this.

Mary Tyler Moore is early 70s.

That's how you should talk during an eight-game losing streak.

You need to stop respecting the somberness of the fan base and just be yourself at all times.

You know good and well that you're as popular as you are, at least in part because people see the fullness of your entire personality, and it doesn't matter whether or not there's a losing streak or not.

You're beloved because you're funny.

You're good, but you're also funny.

It's rare.

You are a exceptionally professional broadcaster.

I want to put in front of you for your judgment and arbitration two people who are reporters in the industry, one from New York, one from inside the house here.

And tell me which of these was done better.

First, we go out to New York.

And now we compare that to Jeremy Taché at Heat regular season game number six.

Who did it better, Benetti?

Creating the news instead of following the news, making it happen.

There wasn't even a baby born.

There were not babies, plural, hoisted, by the way.

It was fraudulent fake news.

No, that was happening next to me.