Jason Calacanis

He has two young girls.

And so I funded their college accounts.

I thought that was hilarious.

Just as obviously, I'm very happy for him and his two daughters.

I'm even more happy at how much it'll anger all these other goofball dorks living in their mom's basement.

Yes.

Who literally have no, they take no responsibility for their lives.

And they should enjoy those Hot Pockets.

By the way, for those folks in their mom's basement, the Hot Pockets and the fish sticks are ready, and you get one more hour of Xbox for mom.

All right, listen, we missed you, Friedberg, but this is the best episode in two years.

To make a free burn at the end of the show.

And we will see you all at the liquidity summit, except for the 400 people on the wait list who aren't going to get in.

We got an email from the guys at Athena because we were just... Oh my God.

They're going to hire like 500 new Athena assistants.

Yes.

They had a thousand people after last week when we mentioned how much we love Athena.

But that's amazing.

Those are like 500 hardworking men and women who are like working in the Philippines.

Who now have great jobs.

Sax, I'm going to get you a couple Athena assistants as a birthday present.